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2007-04-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Jart Grereque9326 2007-04-03 15:25|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Q.) What do you call the sort of filthy disgusting brute who wants sex on a first date?

A.) A man.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-04-03 16:17|| 2007-04-03 16:17|| Front Page Top

#2 Part of the fun of Christmas and birthdays is unwrapping the presents.

Posted by SteveS 2007-04-03 17:32|| 2007-04-03 17:32|| Front Page Top

#3 This is a trick question, right?

Posted by Crereth Fillmore8803 2007-04-03 18:23|| 2007-04-03 18:23|| Front Page Top

#4 No, naked ladies do not turn men on. Please feel free to walk around naked all the time as we are not effected.

Really.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2007-04-03 18:31|| 2007-04-03 18:31|| Front Page Top

#5 Many--maybe most-- men are not turned on by big boobs

Most dawgs really hate prok, it's bad for them

Posted by Shipman">Shipman 2007-04-03 18:39|| 2007-04-03 18:39|| Front Page Top

#6 I remember years ago when Ann Landers or Dear Abby came out with a column (for women), asking them do they prefer "the act", or "the romance". Women by a huge majority preferred "the romance".

So Paul Greenberg came out with a column for men, asking whether they would prefer to see their wife or girlfriend "waddling around the house in a negligee"; or to "sink the big putt" or "see their team make the big goal during the playoffs".

You can guess that the men went for the latter, too.

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-04-03 18:54|| 2007-04-03 18:54|| Front Page Top

#7 Depends on what she looks like.

A naked upside down Rosie would not be pleasant.

Posted by Captain America 2007-04-03 19:10|| 2007-04-03 19:10|| Front Page Top

#8 Depends on what she looks like.

Dunno. Watching a super-model type girlfriend prance around nekkid, or watch Okla State beat OU in football, that would be a tough choice.

Honey, woulda get me a beer? The second half is starting.

Honey?

Honey?

...

Posted by badanov 2007-04-03 19:17|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org] 2007-04-03 19:17|| Front Page Top

#9 Ah... the wife does not waddle - perhaps that is the core of the problem for some...
As to other things... she still looks great in the ChePao she was married in (double slits and all). (this after 25 years..)
(Wish I could still fit into my wedding suit..)

As to Naked Ladies... at bachelor parties I never saw unhappy faces when the waitresses came around.
(unless they were out of money..)

Posted by 3dc 2007-04-03 19:24|| 2007-04-03 19:24|| Front Page Top

#10 A naked upside down Rosie would not be pleasant.

I've seen sedimentary mudrock formations that might resemble that...and no, I was not enticed to climb those, either

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-04-03 20:01|| 2007-04-03 20:01|| Front Page Top

#11 Yep, more evidence that Frank G. is going to hell.

Posted by Shipman">Shipman 2007-04-03 21:21|| 2007-04-03 21:21|| Front Page Top

#12 Shade in summer, heat in winter

Posted by Captain America 2007-04-03 22:13|| 2007-04-03 22:13|| Front Page Top

#13 in the proverbial handbasket...at least Keith Richards won't snort me ;-)

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-04-03 22:58|| 2007-04-03 22:58|| Front Page Top

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