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2007-03-25 Home Front: WoT

SATIRE: Jimmy Carter Offers To Mediate British/Iranian Hostage Crisis

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Posted by Kalle (kafir forever) 2007-03-25 01:40|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Please God, prime some lightning bolt and split Peanut into two!

Posted by twobyfour 2007-03-25 03:36|| 2007-03-25 03:36|| Front Page Top

#2 Did this come from The Onion?

Posted by gorb 2007-03-25 03:41|| 2007-03-25 03:41|| Front Page Top

#3 Jimmy Carter that surrendered to st off the first set of hostage crises for Iran?

Yeah Jimmy, go right ahead. But there will be NO secret service escort. You're on your own.

We'll just put you on a rubber raft and push you across the Shatt'a'Arab to the Iranian part. Their coast guard will have a very warm welcome waiting for you.

Posted by OldSpook 2007-03-25 04:49|| 2007-03-25 04:49|| Front Page Top

#4 This predicted in yesterday's Rant.

Posted by Besoeker 2007-03-25 07:02|| 2007-03-25 07:02|| Front Page Top

#5 I think history is already showing us that the Iranians did not seize American hostages as much as they detained illegal foreign occupiers who were using an alleged embassy as a front, said Carter. In fact, I am launching an effort now to change the history books, so that we no longer refer to that incident as the Iranian Hostage Crisis but as the Iranian Anti-Zionist Uprising.

Are we sure this is fake?

Posted by Bobby 2007-03-25 07:17|| 2007-03-25 07:17|| Front Page Top

#6 I predict that Jesse Jackson and Ramsey Clark will get into the act soon.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-03-25 08:52|| 2007-03-25 08:52|| Front Page Top

#7 I think we ought to send over a team of about 100 of our most elite moonbats, including Sheehan, to negotiate some kind of solution.

Posted by gorb 2007-03-25 08:56|| 2007-03-25 08:56|| Front Page Top

#8 I am positive that Georgous George Galloway has already packed his kneepads and Binaca, and notified his adoring media whores that he is on the way.
Probably the only reason he isn't is that he can't figure out who in Teheran to get down on his knees in front of first.

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2007-03-25 11:06|| www.ncobrief.com]">[www.ncobrief.com] 2007-03-25 11:06|| Front Page Top

#9 #2. Gorb, it's from The Nose on Your Face whose motto is: "News so fake you'll swear it's from the main stream media". Those guys are good. I shudda bookmarked it sometime ago. Done.

Posted by GK 2007-03-25 12:17|| 2007-03-25 12:17|| Front Page Top

#10 these guys are good:
Top 9 Signs That You Unwittingly Hired Hillary Clinton As Your Babysitter
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Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-03-25 12:26|| 2007-03-25 12:26|| Front Page Top

#11 "3. After she leaves your kids keep asking what fast nightwing can spear a knee means."

LOL!! Took a couple minutes but I finally got it...

Posted by Dave D.">Dave D. 2007-03-25 12:43|| 2007-03-25 12:43|| Front Page Top

#12 LOL - I like #2 too

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-03-25 12:49|| 2007-03-25 12:49|| Front Page Top

#13 After she leaves your kids keep asking what fast nightwing can spear a knee means."
I still ain't got it.

Posted by Shipman">Shipman 2007-03-25 16:32|| 2007-03-25 16:32|| Front Page Top

#14 Vast right-wing conspiricy, Ship.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2007-03-25 16:39|| 2007-03-25 16:39|| Front Page Top

#15 I got it, finally... after two glasses of chardonnay!

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2007-03-25 18:50|| www.ncobrief.com]">[www.ncobrief.com] 2007-03-25 18:50|| Front Page Top

#16 After she leaves your kids keep asking what fast nightwing can spear a knee means."

Deacon Blues: Vast right-wing conspiricy, Ship.

DB it's, "at last Britney Spears likes me."

Posted by RD 2007-03-25 21:17|| 2007-03-25 21:17|| Front Page Top

#17 #15 Mom - you're slipping. ;-p

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-03-25 21:18|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2007-03-25 21:18|| Front Page Top

#18 It was good chardonnay, from a glass bottle with a real cork in it, dammit!

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2007-03-25 22:07|| www.ncobrief.com]">[www.ncobrief.com] 2007-03-25 22:07|| Front Page Top

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