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2007-02-25 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Besoeker 2007-02-25 03:54|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Who is gonna cut the grass and take out the garbage?

Posted by BrerRabbit 2007-02-25 08:40|| 2007-02-25 08:40|| Front Page Top

#2 I want to get the exclusive right to sell batteries there.

Posted by Bright Pebbles in Blairistan 2007-02-25 08:42|| 2007-02-25 08:42|| Front Page Top

#3 Choke, gasp....BP, Coffee Alert™ is recommended.

Excellent!

Posted by john">john 2007-02-25 09:45|| http://john-smokegetsinmyeyes.blogspot.com/]">[http://john-smokegetsinmyeyes.blogspot.com/] 2007-02-25 09:45|| Front Page Top

#4 It is understood Rosie O'Donnell is leading the financing syndicate.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2007-02-25 09:48|| 2007-02-25 09:48|| Front Page Top

#5 Wouldn't that be the famed island of Lesbos?

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-02-25 10:23|| 2007-02-25 10:23|| Front Page Top

#6 The construction of hotels, small restaurants, and medical centres ~~Bass Pro Shop, John Deere, Hooters, Great Alaskan Bush Co.~~ under the management of women.

Posted by Besoeker 2007-02-25 10:35|| 2007-02-25 10:35|| Front Page Top

#7 Isn't that where Wonder Woman was from?

Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-02-25 11:04|| 2007-02-25 11:04|| Front Page Top

#8 Welcome Mr Bond.

Posted by Jesing Ebbease3087 2007-02-25 11:04|| 2007-02-25 11:04|| Front Page Top

#9 With no men around, the first time a spider is sighted, it'll look like the Mariel boat lift...

Posted by tu3031 2007-02-25 12:11|| 2007-02-25 12:11|| Front Page Top

#10 Kind of like leash-free parks for dogs, isn't it?

Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2007-02-25 12:31|| 2007-02-25 12:31|| Front Page Top

#11 But how will they open jars?

Posted by DMFD 2007-02-25 14:34|| 2007-02-25 14:34|| Front Page Top

#12 The same way I do, hit it w/the knife handle.

Posted by anonymous2u 2007-02-25 15:47|| 2007-02-25 15:47|| Front Page Top

#13 Will they tape "The View" there?

Posted by Brett 2007-02-25 17:48|| 2007-02-25 17:48|| Front Page Top

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