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2007-02-23 Caribbean-Latin America

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Posted by tu3031 2007-02-23 11:27|| || Front Page|| [11127 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Another day, another failed dictator blaming the US for his failure.

Life is good.

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2007-02-23 11:43|| 2007-02-23 11:43|| Front Page Top

#2 Bugger - how on *earth* did Venezuela get itself lumbered with this tool, this asshole, this miscreant, this, this fool?

And is there any chance of them putting him in a nice sanatorium somewhere?

Posted by Tony (UK) 2007-02-23 11:57|| 2007-02-23 11:57|| Front Page Top

#3 Simple: rigged elections.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2007-02-23 12:14|| 2007-02-23 12:14|| Front Page Top

#4 Yes, and we are accomplishing this feat by ensuring this asshole gets elected again and again. What a maroon.

Posted by Broadhead6 in Iraq 2007-02-23 12:17|| 2007-02-23 12:17|| Front Page Top

#5 Bobo pauses after reciting the above; and begins again, fellow countrymen, you have nothing to worry about, you have me, as chief oil minister, chief media mogul, head of crop production, technology R&D, and a whole host of newly creatyed departments soon to come under my control, and be named after me. My fellow venezuelans, reach out for me and I will be there, my face on every placard and sign as a reminder of my magnificent tallent all assigned to you. I ask; speak bravely in my defence as I unwind all the imperialist departments, I assure you I will do a better job with the economy than anyone man could do. With my new titles I shall strive to inform you and keep you connected to the progress that I will make, on your behalf.....fellow venezuelans, let me remind you of the struggle ahead, as I undertake the period of learning, about deep water drilling, heavy oil transformation and the nobel prise criteria, I'll need to capture the prize for Leader with the most On air time.

Posted by Grinter Pholuting3152 2007-02-23 12:40|| 2007-02-23 12:40|| Front Page Top

#6 No socialist needs help in ruining an economy.
See the ~~violence~~ incompetence inherent in the system!

Posted by Spot">Spot 2007-02-23 13:19|| 2007-02-23 13:19|| Front Page Top

#7 [Read the following exceptionally slow]
My honorable friend wun fay-uh an' sqay-uh. I ver-fide it muh-seff. They-uh ain't no raysun why his wise egalitarun policies should fail.

The Raypubluh-cans, in fact Amer-kaa, must bay tuh blame.

Posted by Dhimmi Carter 2007-02-23 15:49|| 2007-02-23 15:49|| Front Page Top

#8 The elections were likely rigged but I'll wager he won all three without the net. Venezuelans are big on gimme, and Hugo came along at the right time (oil prices) with enough gimmes. Course now chicken and fresh milk seem to have disappeared off the foodmart shelves. Course if you can find milk or chicken at the Mercals it's at a really, really good price.

Soviet style morning-lines are starting to appear.

Posted by Shipman 2007-02-23 17:21|| 2007-02-23 17:21|| Front Page Top

#9 Looks like it's time to chop off a few more zeroes off of your currency, eh buddy?

Yeah, that's always a good way to aid your economy (which is already critically dependent on the price of one specific commodity) after you discourage foreign investment by threatening nationalizion.

How long will it be before Venezuela is begging for handouts from Cuba?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by Sic_Semper_Tyrannus 2007-02-23 19:08|| 2007-02-23 19:08|| Front Page Top

#10 The Zimbabwefication of Venezuela continues.

Posted by DMFD 2007-02-23 20:55|| 2007-02-23 20:55|| Front Page Top

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