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2007-02-23 Afghanistan
al-Jizz: Taliban Recruiting Hundreds of Suicide Bombers for Major Spring Offensive
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Posted by Anonymoose 2007-02-23 08:26|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 So is Mullah Dadallah (translated into Arabic) being fitted for his boomy suit?
Posted by tu3031 2007-02-23 08:36||   2007-02-23 08:36|| Front Page Top

#2 This was not a news report, it was a recruiting advertisement. We are way beyond the "We are gonna get you" threats, mullah boys, Do what you think best, and we will do what we think best.
Posted by Ebbotch Jinens7444 2007-02-23 08:45||   2007-02-23 08:45|| Front Page Top

#3 Al-Jazeera is the front for all our enemies.

Until we cut the funding ie Saudi they will conuinue to get brainwashed idiots fighting for Allan!!!!
Posted by Ebbolump Glomotle9608 2007-02-23 09:09||   2007-02-23 09:09|| Front Page Top

#4 Suicide bomber (translated into Arabic): "I understand what a self-sacrifice operation means. I am an educated student from a well-off family. I have no mental problems or anything like that. I could complete my studies and become a doctor."


Oookaay, Mr 'Homicide' bomber. Let's dissect what you've just said. You're (by your own lights) smart, therefore we disregard the 'he was stoopid' argument, your family has plenty of money to pay off the ghouls who want the 'shahid tax' (sorry, you're not a paleo - I missed that). You're not (again, by your own admission), not nuts and you could have gone into a profession whose greatest calling is to save life (any life). Yet, and yet, you feel this urge, this, this burning desire (perchance is it near your groin?), to become a 'martyr', maybe a mere smudge on the externalities of a Bradley fighting vehicle? maybe dismember some women and kids going shopping or blow to bits a bunch of people trying to rebuild a nation.

You fucker. If the West doesn't expunge your vileness from the World, be assured that others, who don't give a flying fig about 'human rights', will do it for you. And you will beg, literally beg, for the West to intervene. And answer there will come none.
Posted by Tony (UK) 2007-02-23 09:11||   2007-02-23 09:11|| Front Page Top

#5 If you believe a glorious afterlife will be instantly yours (and as a bonus you can get some friends out of pergatory) and you believe that the infidels you kill should be killed because they are infidels and you believe any moslem civilians you kill are also martyrs, then its actually a logical call to be a suicide bomber.
Posted by mhw 2007-02-23 09:23|| http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]">[http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]  2007-02-23 09:23|| Front Page Top

#6 The Taliban says it has obtained a new anti-aircraft weapon

Why cant I get the ACME catapult and wily-coyote strapped with a bomb belt out of my mind !

*sigh*
Posted by MacNails 2007-02-23 09:37||   2007-02-23 09:37|| Front Page Top

#7 and rocket skates !
Posted by MacNails 2007-02-23 09:45||   2007-02-23 09:45|| Front Page Top

#8 Tony (UK)
He fits the stereotype.
Gallup’s Centre for Muslim Studies in New York carried out surveys of 10,000 Muslims in ten predominantly Muslim countries. One finding was that the wealthier and better-educated the Muslim was, the more likely he was to be radicalised.
Posted by tipper 2007-02-23 09:58||   2007-02-23 09:58|| Front Page Top

#9 Hmmm, thanks for that tipper - it doesn't seem to happen with well educated and wealthy Catholics, Buddhists, Taoists, Atheists, Protestants, Catholics, Presbyterians, Methodists, Lutherans, Wiccans, Hindus, Mormons and cargo-cultists (yes, I've missed a few - stop throwing peanuts at the back). Wonder why that is?
Posted by Tony (UK) 2007-02-23 10:08||   2007-02-23 10:08|| Front Page Top

#10 This is a diligent movement, which operates at night more than by day, away from any surveillance or reconnaissance.

...Obviously those pesky IR sensors, NVGs and satellites are no more than nuisances to the mighty Lions of Allan(TM).

Mike
Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2007-02-23 10:36||   2007-02-23 10:36|| Front Page Top

#11  This was not a news report, it was a recruiting advertisement.

Ebbotch Jinens7444 nailed it. But then Al Jazeera, spun off from the BBC, is proud to be the voice of Al Qaeda & Assoc., Unlimited.
Posted by trailing wife 2007-02-23 10:45||   2007-02-23 10:45|| Front Page Top

#12 Should we mention that we have a secret splodadope weapon where we can blow them up remotely--no martydom as*hole. No virgins. Not even a camel or goat you silly bast*rds.
Posted by JohnQC 2007-02-23 13:25||   2007-02-23 13:25|| Front Page Top

#13 Multiple ARCLIGHT strikes, day and night, all along the Afghan/Pak border. Watch the body count creep up, as the survivors manage to find an ear here, a nose there, and a leg a couple of miles away.

Break out the napalm, and go after anybody crossing the Durand line, day or night. The F-16s, A-10s, and F/A-18s will have no problem. Crank up the AC-130s, and load 'em up. Let death and destruction rain down on these useless examples of what can with difficulty be classed as "human". I think I'd prefer the spear-weilding apes from Africa, thank you.
Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot  2007-02-23 15:05|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]  2007-02-23 15:05|| Front Page Top

#14 IMO, iff "MAHDI/JESUS IN SPRING 2007" is a no-show/other defect, ITS TIME TO ATTACK???
Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-02-23 20:19||   2007-02-23 20:19|| Front Page Top

#15 What Tony said
Posted by rhodesiafever 2007-02-23 21:39||   2007-02-23 21:39|| Front Page Top

#16 What Joe said.

wit blinkin tag
Posted by Shipman 2007-02-23 22:18||   2007-02-23 22:18|| Front Page Top

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