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2007-02-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2007-02-15 00:00|| || Front Page|| [7 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Over on Democratic Underground, they'll be blaming Karl Rove any second now.

Posted by Mike 2007-02-15 00:25|| 2007-02-15 00:25|| Front Page Top

#2 I blame Bush.

Posted by gorb 2007-02-15 00:42|| 2007-02-15 00:42|| Front Page Top

#3 FTLG - 'nuff said.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-02-15 01:03|| 2007-02-15 01:03|| Front Page Top

#4 poor Dannielynn .

As for the mother , meet the /carepolice

Posted by MacNails 2007-02-15 04:39|| 2007-02-15 04:39|| Front Page Top

#5 I blame NASA! Knocked the crazed astronaut story out.

Posted by bruce 2007-02-15 07:40|| 2007-02-15 07:40|| Front Page Top

#6 FTLG?

Posted by trailing wife 2007-02-15 08:16|| 2007-02-15 08:16|| Front Page Top

#7 From the anecdotes I've read she was, while not particularly bright and way too brassy, actually a rather nice person, especially by Hollywood standards.

She didn't pretend to not know people. She treated her staff and entourage decently. She didn't trash other hollywood people.

Posted by mhw 2007-02-15 09:10|| http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]">[http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/] 2007-02-15 09:10|| Front Page Top

#8 Is it just me, or is the possibility of Howard Marshall being the daddy out of line with nature, just by timeline standards? I thought he died way back in 2001 or so. Add 14 months (9 month preggies and 5 month old baby) and I don't think Mr. Marshall was "in da sack" with Anna.

Posted by BA 2007-02-15 09:32|| 2007-02-15 09:32|| Front Page Top

#9 Hey? Remember me?
Good...

Posted by Astronaut Lisa Nowak 2007-02-15 09:58|| 2007-02-15 09:58|| Front Page Top

#10 From the anecdotes I've read she was, while not particularly bright and way too brassy, actually a rather nice person, especially by Hollywood standards.

If she was just not particularly bright then she was a genius by Hollywood standards.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2007-02-15 10:25|| 2007-02-15 10:25|| Front Page Top

#11 Is it just me, or is the possibility of Howard Marshall being the daddy out of line with nature, just by timeline standards?

The sister of Anna Nicole claims that she might have had the old man's sperm frozen.

Posted by john 2007-02-15 10:42|| 2007-02-15 10:42|| Front Page Top

#12 Interesting that she was worried he was trying to kill her yet tried to commit suicide at the same time.

To bad she didn't manate the DNA lottery first, suicide second.

Posted by rjschwarz 2007-02-15 11:40|| 2007-02-15 11:40|| Front Page Top

#13 Just realized that last line might sound really cold. I don't wish death on her, I just wish the circus surrounding her death could have been avoided if she knew she was going away.

Posted by rjschwarz 2007-02-15 11:41|| 2007-02-15 11:41|| Front Page Top

#14 The Church of the SubGenius has already declared her to be a saint. Her Holy Day is May 1st, and her sacraments are Cristal champagne (The best $350 bottle of champagne you can buy at a truck stop), and pink Hostess Sno Balls.

It's probably not a good idea to ask how her May Day holiday is celebrated. But I bet it's gross.

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-02-15 11:43|| 2007-02-15 11:43|| Front Page Top

#15 This sounds like a soap opera.

Posted by KBK 2007-02-15 11:46|| 2007-02-15 11:46|| Front Page Top

#16 Disgusting woman, disgusting people around her. Karma.

Posted by Angenter Crolugum3645 2007-02-15 12:17|| 2007-02-15 12:17|| Front Page Top

#17 AUUUUGH! GO AWAY!

Posted by mojo">mojo 2007-02-15 13:57|| 2007-02-15 13:57|| Front Page Top

#18 If you exclude the billionaire, and it's a big exclusion, she could've stayed in the trailer park and had a very similiar life to the one she lived. And died in almost the exact same way.
Except she wouldn't have had the chance to inflict it all on us.

Posted by tu3031 2007-02-15 16:56|| 2007-02-15 16:56|| Front Page Top

#19 If I never hear her name again, it'll still be too soon.

Posted by Mark E. 2007-02-15 17:50|| 2007-02-15 17:50|| Front Page Top

#20 Every time I read more about this story, and I admit it's hard not to, I feel like I need to take a hot shower with strong soap and a scrub-brush. The entire cast is beyond grotesque.

Posted by Sgt. D.T. 2007-02-15 18:24|| 2007-02-15 18:24|| Front Page Top

#21 Keith Ellison is now claiming to be the father. He insists the crabs he has were from Smith and not some goat he named "Aysha" near the Kaaba.

Posted by Icerigger 2007-02-15 18:45|| 2007-02-15 18:45|| Front Page Top

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