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2007-02-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Explosive New Claim: Smith Choked on Her Own Vomit

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Posted by Fred 2007-02-09 07:59|| || Front Page|| [11137 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 (Channeling Spinal Tap here)
Well it would be damned odd if it turned out to be someone elses' vomit!

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2007-02-09 08:01|| www.ncobrief.com]">[www.ncobrief.com] 2007-02-09 08:01|| Front Page Top

#2 perhaps she was watching the DVD from her own Reality Show?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2007-02-09 08:25|| 2007-02-09 08:25|| Front Page Top

#3 Well, you can't really "dust" for vomit.

Posted by Nigel Tufman">Nigel Tufman 2007-02-09 08:32|| http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2007-02-09 08:32|| Front Page Top

#4 I considered the option that , as she was laying down on her bed , her buxom breasts suffocated her . Plausable !

just speculation of course :P

Posted by MacNails 2007-02-09 08:38|| 2007-02-09 08:38|| Front Page Top

#5 If so, she wouldn't be the first. John "Bonzo" Bonham of Led Zeppelin went out that way, too.

Posted by Mike 2007-02-09 08:40|| 2007-02-09 08:40|| Front Page Top

#6 heh its a win win for necrophiliacs, they get more wood if there's a little vomit on the corpse.

Posted by RD 2007-02-09 08:43|| 2007-02-09 08:43|| Front Page Top

#7 That cause of death usually follows heavy drinking.

Posted by Sneaze 2007-02-09 09:30|| 2007-02-09 09:30|| Front Page Top

#8 Man, am I glad that bitch is dead...

Posted by Astronaut Lisa Nowak 2007-02-09 10:10|| 2007-02-09 10:10|| Front Page Top

#9 Consult your physician before taking any TrimSpa products. Side effects of may include choking on ones vomit.

Posted by DepotGuy 2007-02-09 10:52|| 2007-02-09 10:52|| Front Page Top

#10 Same way Elvis died.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2007-02-09 12:14|| 2007-02-09 12:14|| Front Page Top

#11 I didn't know blowup dolls could vomit.

Posted by tu3031 2007-02-09 12:16|| 2007-02-09 12:16|| Front Page Top

#12 Jimi Hedrix too.

Posted by Free Radical">Free Radical 2007-02-09 14:10|| 2007-02-09 14:10|| Front Page Top

#13 And Janis Joplin, no?

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-02-09 14:18|| 2007-02-09 14:18|| Front Page Top

#14 So you thought it couldn't get any weirder...

Gabor husband may be Smith's baby's dad

LOS ANGELES - The husband of actress Zsa Zsa Gabor said Friday that he had a decade-long affair with Anna Nicole Smith and may be her infant daughter's father.

The claim by Prince Frederick von Anhalt comes amid a paternity suit over Smith's 5-month-old daughter, Dannielynn. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, but former Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead is waging a legal challenge, saying he is the father.
Ah, he's a "prince'...
He said he would file a lawsuit if Dannielynn is turned over to Stern or Birkhead.
I wonder if I should get my lawsuit ready?
Von Anhalt, 59, and Gabor, 90, have been married for more than 20 years.
Eww...
...He said the two started an affair soon after, meeting over the years in Los Angeles, San Francisco and New York. For much of that time, he said, Smith urged him to make her a princess like his wife.
Oooooooh, make me a princess, Snookums!
But short of divorcing the actress, he said the only solution would have been adopting Smith. Von Anhalt said he did consider that and even filled out adoption papers, but Gabor refused to sign them.
Yeah, you don't sound too creepy, do ya, Princey?

Posted by tu3031 2007-02-09 14:20|| 2007-02-09 14:20|| Front Page Top

#15 Sleeping pills are the way to go...

Posted by Keith Moon 2007-02-09 14:20|| 2007-02-09 14:20|| Front Page Top

#16 the only loser in this is the baby; as for Anna, she was just another gold bricking bitch that had a snatch for hire. who really gives a flying phuque anyway? (not me, get on with the important stuff, baseball season is only a month and a half away)

Posted by USN, Ret. 2007-02-09 14:23|| 2007-02-09 14:23|| Front Page Top

#17 My wife pointed out last night that just this week the courts ordered a paternity test on the baby - something the mother had been resisting. She speculated it might reveal something that Ms. Smith just could not face being public - that perhaps her son was the baby's father.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2007-02-09 14:26|| 2007-02-09 14:26|| Front Page Top

#18 Could be that her son was also her babies dady. Seems odd that he tipped just after the baby was born...

Posted by Mike N. 2007-02-09 14:29|| 2007-02-09 14:29|| Front Page Top

#19 Could be that her son was also her babies dad[d]y

Ewww. Ick. Double ick.

Posted by Mike 2007-02-09 14:39|| 2007-02-09 14:39|| Front Page Top

#20 And here I thought the idea of Zsa Zsa's husband being daddy was bizarre...

Posted by tu3031 2007-02-09 14:44|| 2007-02-09 14:44|| Front Page Top

#21 Watched press conference with med examiner, who seems to be a mad german scientist with a hump on his head. Short version:

No knife, gunshot or other wounds.
No choking on vomit.
No pills found in stomach.
No illegal drugs in hotel room.
Legal perscription drugs found in hotel room.
Tests continue.

Posted by Steve">Steve 2007-02-09 17:04|| 2007-02-09 17:04|| Front Page Top

#22 FOX > besides Prince Frederick, a National Inquirer reporter claims Smith also may had affairs wid up to 20-30 differ men. Overdose by prescription drugs thus far leads the speculation.
AND THEN THERE'S "LUST/SEX IN SPACE"...

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-02-09 22:48|| 2007-02-09 22:48|| Front Page Top

#23 I'm sure we'll see more prospective fathers as the days go on, due to her little girl's projected inheritance.

Sorry, can't snark on Anna Nicole. I'm the same age, and my little Tsarevich is about the same age as her little girl. My heart goes out to them both....hope the mother has found peace, and that the little one will have someone in her life who will care for her, and not just her $.

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