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2007-01-20 Syria-Lebanon-Iran

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Posted by Fred 2007-01-20 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11130 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The world prays for a cascade of mechanical misadventures in Iran.

Posted by Anguper Hupomosing9418 2007-01-20 02:04|| 2007-01-20 02:04|| Front Page Top

#2 Those prayers would probably work if those doing the praying have as established a track record as I do. However, I doubt it: "When the son of man comes, will he find faith on the earth?" He'll find believers for sure, but being saved and being effective in prayer are NOT the same thing. When it comes to praying for God to kill people and break stuff, well, the guys in turbans are the ones who have more faith that Allah would do that than Christians. A misplaced faith that yields nothing, IMHO, which is why the Turbans don't kick back and expect Allah to do it, but instead engage in making their "prayers" come true. Mohammed was certainly evil when he constructed his "religion", but the fools in early Islam were the followers, not the leader.

I've got the outline of a protocol that might prove effective, but past experience indicates that it will definitely need polishing. This means actually targeting a specific individual rather than a centralized organization, AND to make things easy, I believe this individual has to be a jew hater. These constraints lead me to being stuck, since there are a LOT of assholes out there to choose from. Jimmy Carter? Amini-nutjob?

Posted by Ptah">Ptah 2007-01-20 07:15|| http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]">[http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org] 2007-01-20 07:15|| Front Page Top

#3 Anguper Hupomosing9418
There is a story about an old Jew who's been all praying his life to win a lottery . Finaly, G*d had enough and told him "Meet me halfway, buy a ticket"

Posted by gromgoru 2007-01-20 07:32|| 2007-01-20 07:32|| Front Page Top

#4 I meant praying all his life.

Posted by gromgoru 2007-01-20 07:32|| 2007-01-20 07:32|| Front Page Top

#5 Iran buys centifuges. Iran assembles centrifuges. Is it going to use them???
What a suspense!

Posted by SwissTex 2007-01-20 09:05|| 2007-01-20 09:05|| Front Page Top

#6 Ptah, can you pray that the unnamed mechanic who wields the screwdriver to assemble the bloody things is consistently one twist too short?

Posted by trailing wife 2007-01-20 10:47|| 2007-01-20 10:47|| Front Page Top

#7 LOL Grom, fine example of Zionist self-ethnic deprecating humour.

Posted by Shipman 2007-01-20 11:25|| 2007-01-20 11:25|| Front Page Top

#8 These types of centrifuges spin incredably fast.Just a teensy weensy missalignement and they fly apart.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2007-01-20 14:16|| 2007-01-20 14:16|| Front Page Top

#9 And UF6 leaking all around is no clam bake, either.

Posted by Alaska Paul ">Alaska Paul 2007-01-20 14:55|| 2007-01-20 14:55|| Front Page Top

#10 Pray for large earthquakes and "great movement of the firmament". Sooner or later, God will answer your prayers. Geomorphology is a tough subject if all you ever read is the Koran. A nice 9.3 at Isfahan would do wonders.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2007-01-20 15:31|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2007-01-20 15:31|| Front Page Top

#11 ...and the donks wanna sit on their asses and let it happen...

Posted by Elmereter Hupash6222 2007-01-20 18:12|| 2007-01-20 18:12|| Front Page Top

#12 "and the donks wanna sit on their asses and let it happen..."

Now, now, #11 EH - let's give the DemocRats their due.

Many of them want to help it happen.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2007-01-20 19:28|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2007-01-20 19:28|| Front Page Top

#13 If these centirfuges are not protected to the nth degree by surge protectors a surge in electrical power is enough to disrupt their centifrigal momentum. Hit the power source and the problem solves itself.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2007-01-20 19:52|| 2007-01-20 19:52|| Front Page Top

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