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2007-01-15 Caribbean-Latin America

Fidel Castros son says father is getting better

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Posted by Steve White 2007-01-15 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1

It's almost like reading a story about Air America Radio.

Posted by macofromoc 2007-01-15 00:14|| 2007-01-15 00:14|| Front Page Top

#2 Mostly dead better or pining for the fjords better? Hopefully, Madame Tussaud's will do a good job on Fidel's commie corpse. I look forward to visiting it one day when Cuba is free.

Posted by SteveS 2007-01-15 00:24|| 2007-01-15 00:24|| Front Page Top

#3 It's almost like reading a story about Air America Radio.

There's the early leader in the 'Understated Snark of the Week' award. LOL!

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2007-01-15 00:33|| 2007-01-15 00:33|| Front Page Top

#4 Fidel Castros son says father is getting better

yep, he swore at me that we would bury the Yankee Imperialist Dawgs under a pile'o sugar cane next year.

yep sure did..

Posted by Fidel Castro Diaz-Balart 2007-01-15 01:38|| 2007-01-15 01:38|| Front Page Top

#5 Better == Deader

Posted by gorb 2007-01-15 03:39|| 2007-01-15 03:39|| Front Page Top

#6 FIDEL:
I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN:
What?
RAUL:
Nothing. Here's your pesos.
FIDEL:
I'm not dead!
MORTICIAN:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
RAUL:
Yes, he is.
FIDEL:
I'm not!
MORTICIAN:
He isn't?
RAUL:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
FIDEL:
I'm getting better!
RAUL:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
MORTICIAN:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
FIDEL:
I don't want to go on the cart!
RAUL:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
MORTICIAN:
I can't take him.
FIDEL:
I feel fine!
RAUL:
Well, do us a favour.
MORTICIAN:
I can't.
MORTICIAN:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
MORTICIAN:
No, I've got to go to the Rodriguez'. They've lost nine today.
RAUL:
Well, when's your next round?
MORTICIAN:
Thursday.
FIDEL:
I think I'll go for a walk.
RAUL:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
RAUL: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
RAUL:
Ah, thanks very much.
MORTICIAN:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2007-01-15 11:45|| 2007-01-15 11:45|| Front Page Top

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