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2007-01-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Mike 2007-01-03 09:11|| || Front Page|| [11139 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I once followed a car on an interstate with it's left turn signal on for 50 miles.

The genius had a "Mensa" bumper sticker.

Posted by GORT 2007-01-03 09:49|| 2007-01-03 09:49|| Front Page Top

#2 Like the people with Jesus bumber stickers that flip you off on the highway.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-01-03 09:51|| 2007-01-03 09:51|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm screwing for virginity!

Posted by DarthVader">DarthVader 2007-01-03 10:29|| 2007-01-03 10:29|| Front Page Top

#4 I think Carson once said that you'd get more honking in LA from a bumper sticker that says

"Honk if you are Jesus"

than one from a

"Honk if you love Jesus"

Posted by mhw 2007-01-03 13:18|| http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]">[http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/] 2007-01-03 13:18|| Front Page Top

#5 I once saw a car with a "Somewhere a village is missing its idiot" sticker next to an "alfranken.com" sticker.

Given other signs of moonbattery, I really don't think the driver got the irony.

Posted by xbalanke 2007-01-03 13:34|| 2007-01-03 13:34|| Front Page Top

#6 Hey, everyone, it's not nice to pick on groups that are, err, "politically challenged".

Posted by gorb 2007-01-03 14:20|| 2007-01-03 14:20|| Front Page Top

#7 I'm still applauding the cynic out there who responded with wit to the annoying "Mean People Suck" bumper stickers, with:

"Nice People Swallow"

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-01-03 15:29|| 2007-01-03 15:29|| Front Page Top

#8 Jesus! If you love, Honk Us!

Posted by Shipman 2007-01-03 17:05|| 2007-01-03 17:05|| Front Page Top

#9 I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2007-01-03 17:30|| 2007-01-03 17:30|| Front Page Top

#10 The article title is misleading.

Posted by Skidmark 2007-01-03 22:06|| 2007-01-03 22:06|| Front Page Top

#11 Now, now, Porn Star ASIA CARRERA [retired?]is reportedly a MENSA member.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-01-03 22:23|| 2007-01-03 22:23|| Front Page Top

#12 Forgot to say that, atleast here on Guam, have seen a few "F*** Bush/Dubya" stickers, BUT NO "VOTE KERRY/HILLARY/AL GORE", etc YET. IOW, STICKERS > HATING BUSH DOESN'T NECESSARILY MEAN TO VOTE DEMOCRAT.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-01-03 22:29|| 2007-01-03 22:29|| Front Page Top

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