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2006-12-29 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Deacon Blues 2006-12-29 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Dubya's Dad "Herbert" awards Medal of Freedom to thieves - film/news at 11.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-12-29 00:18|| 2006-12-29 00:18|| Front Page Top

#2 LOL, Joe!

Posted by Steve White">Steve White 2006-12-29 00:52|| 2006-12-29 00:52|| Front Page Top

#3 ya beat me JOE!

»:-)

Posted by RD 2006-12-29 00:58|| 2006-12-29 00:58|| Front Page Top

#4 Reminds me of an old joke:
There was a man who had worked at a factory for twenty years. Every night when he left the plant, he would push a wheelbarrow full of straw to the guard at the gate. The guard would look through the straw, and find nothing and pass the man through. On the day of his retirement the man came to the guard as usual but without the wheelbarrow.

Having become friends over the years, the guard asked him, "Charlie, I've seen you walk out of here every night for twenty years. I know you've been stealing something. Now that you're retired, tell me what it is. It's driving me crazy." Charlie simply smiled and replied, "Okay, Wheelbarrows! "

Maybe they weren't after the trailer's contents, but just the trailer.

Posted by GK 2006-12-29 01:07|| 2006-12-29 01:07|| Front Page Top

#5 It's a Bush conspiracy!

Posted by gorb 2006-12-29 03:31|| 2006-12-29 03:31|| Front Page Top

#6 gorb:

You must remember hearing Bush senior say, "I hate Broccoli." Farmers didn't like that.

Posted by Sneaze Shaiting3550 2006-12-29 05:11|| 2006-12-29 05:11|| Front Page Top

#7 Yo, man. Got your broccoli, man. All you want, all you need. C'mere, man, check it out. Primo, man, primo...

Posted by tu3031 2006-12-29 09:19|| 2006-12-29 09:19|| Front Page Top

#8 Vegetable Liberation Army!

Posted by Spot">Spot 2006-12-29 09:23|| 2006-12-29 09:23|| Front Page Top

#9 The VLA are a bunch of stalkers.

Posted by wxjames 2006-12-29 12:17|| 2006-12-29 12:17|| Front Page Top

#10 Mmmmmmm...steamed with butter, carrots, garlic, and cauliflower, maybe a little steamed cabbage on the side...

And a great big honkin' piece of corned beef (or steak or prime rib - well, okay, any nice cut of red meat)!

Despite being a dyed in the wool carnivore, I enjoy a well-prepared vegetable (no, not that kind you pervert!) as well as the next man.

Posted by FOTSGreg">FOTSGreg 2006-12-29 16:43|| www.fire-on-the-suns.com]">[www.fire-on-the-suns.com] 2006-12-29 16:43|| Front Page Top

#11 That's lots o broccoli to throw away. Their garbage man may just get a little suspicious if he didn't get a good Christmas tip. Also, better act fast. Have you smelled broccoli after it goes bad? They'll be getting calls about a backed up sewer smell soon.

Posted by Intrinsicpilot 2006-12-29 16:45|| 2006-12-29 16:45|| Front Page Top

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