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2006-12-25 Africa North

Morocco: Weekly Banned for "Anti-Islamic" Jokes

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Posted by Fred 2006-12-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 So Yeah, where's the jokes?

Posted by Skidmark 2006-12-25 00:05|| 2006-12-25 00:05|| Front Page Top

#2 Q: How many prophets of Allah does it take to replace a light bulb?
A: Die infidel!!

Posted by DMFD 2006-12-25 00:21|| 2006-12-25 00:21|| Front Page Top

#3 Can you still get home delivery of the Rantburg Defender-Scimitar?

Posted by SteveS 2006-12-25 02:49|| 2006-12-25 02:49|| Front Page Top

#4 We are not amused.
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Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2006-12-25 04:04|| 2006-12-25 04:04|| Front Page Top

#5 "Morocco: Weekly Banned for "Anti-Islamic" Jokes"

Q: How many prophets of Allah does it take to
replace a light bulb?
A: Die infidel!!

"Light" of Islam:

http://bibleprobe.com/waronterrorupdate.htm

Q: How many Muslims does it take to change a light
bulb.
A: None! They sit in the dark forever and blame
the Jews for it!

http://jihadwatch.org/dhimmiwatch/archives/012041.php

Q: How many Muslims does it take to change a light
bulb?

A: None. They will wait for a Western infidel to
do it for them.

Q: How many Mohammedans does it take to change a
light bulb?
A: All of them. (One to hold it, and 1.2 billion
to screw the Earth.)

Posted by Whiskettes4Hilali 2006-12-25 04:41|| 2006-12-25 04:41|| Front Page Top

#6 Three strangers at Great Falls airport are awaiting their flights. One is native American on his way to Helena for a pow-wow. Another a ranch hand travelling to a stock show. The third passenger is a fundamentalist Arab, on his way to pilot training school.

To pass the time, the three engage in conversation. Soon the cowboy learns that the Arab is a radical Muslim, who supports "holy war" against White Americans. The native hears this and says, "Once my people were many, but because of the White Man, now we are few."

The jihadi hears this and says, "Once my people were few, and now we are many." He then puts on a tone of arrogance and asks the ranch hand, "Infidel, why do you suppose that is?"

The cowboy grins and says, "That's 'cause we ain't played Cowboys and Muslims, yet..."

Posted by Sneaze Shaiting3550 2006-12-25 11:38|| 2006-12-25 11:38|| Front Page Top

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