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2006-09-16 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog

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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-09-16 11:06|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Zoran the moron.

Posted by JerseyMike 2006-09-16 11:22|| 2006-09-16 11:22|| Front Page Top

#2 Well, if it's too painful to have sex then, technically speaking, you really have cured your premature ejaculation. Though I doubt this is what Zoran had in mind.

Posted by Jonathan">Jonathan 2006-09-16 11:37|| 2006-09-16 11:37|| Front Page Top

#3 witchdoctor's advice..yea right

LOL!

Posted by RD 2006-09-16 13:16|| 2006-09-16 13:16|| Front Page Top

#4 Well, if you can't trust your witchdoctor, who can you trust, I ask you?

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-09-16 13:28|| 2006-09-16 13:28|| Front Page Top

#5 I told the witchdoctor, I was in love with you
I told the witchdoctor, I was in love with you
And than the witchdoctor, he told me what to do
He said that

ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang
ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabangbang
ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabingbang
ooh eeh ooh ahah, ting tang wallawallabangbang

Scales fall from my eyes.

Posted by 6 2006-09-16 13:59|| 2006-09-16 13:59|| Front Page Top

#6 But the hedgehog needs rehab. Poor little guy (gal?).

Posted by Perfesser 2006-09-16 15:02|| 2006-09-16 15:02|| Front Page Top

#7 "Witchdoctors" in Serbia?
A European, orthodox christian country?
In the 21st century?

Yeah right...

Posted by john 2006-09-16 16:58|| 2006-09-16 16:58|| Front Page Top

#8 I dunno, makes sense for me... lot of rural parts of Europe have long standing tradition of "low key" sorcery, used to cure diseases, ease cow delivery, sometimes to put a curse (like rendering a newly wed-man impotent, or making milk go sour,... etc, etc, often with a religious undertone (for example the two most well-known tomes of traditional french rural magic are "Le petit Albert" and "Le grand Albert", where magic is performed with prayers and so on.
"Witchdoctor" is perhaps a bad choice of words, think rather "healer" or "wise man". Sorcery is not reserved for Africa or Asia.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-09-16 17:07|| 2006-09-16 17:07|| Front Page Top

#9 When I was a teen I worked at a restaurant. Whenever the waiter/patron got burned, he phoned an aged relative, so he could say a prayer and "cut the fire", IE make the pain go away.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-09-16 17:09|| 2006-09-16 17:09|| Front Page Top

#10

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-09-16 20:40|| 2006-09-16 20:40|| Front Page Top

#11 Does Zoran Nikolovic tanslate into Dinsdale Piranha in English?

Insert obligatory Spiny Norman joke >here<.

Posted by Zenster 2006-09-16 22:17|| 2006-09-16 22:17|| Front Page Top

#12 If only he'd been a Terry Pratchett fan he'd have known this was impossible!

Our hearts go out to the victim. By which of course we mean the hedgehog.

Posted by The Hedgehogemony 2006-09-16 23:43|| 2006-09-16 23:43|| Front Page Top

#13

Posted by twobyfour 2006-09-16 23:46|| 2006-09-16 23:46|| Front Page Top

#14 YJCMTSU. :-D

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