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2006-09-14 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2006-09-14 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11125 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Who gets the crack pipe?

Posted by Grunter 2006-09-14 00:12|| 2006-09-14 00:12|| Front Page Top

#2 Hey, Binny. Looks like she's available again. Just bring plenty of that good Afghan opium when you come a courtin...

Posted by tu3031 2006-09-14 00:24|| 2006-09-14 00:24|| Front Page Top

#3 Sniff, sniff, and to think it only took thirty-plus years to do so. WHITNEY vs MADONNA - draw the line in the sand, let the armies form, becuz THE BABES OF HEAVEN ARE GONNA RUUUUUMMMMMBBLEEEE
> TWO OF THEM ANYWAYS??? Meanwhile, Daddy eats a hoagie and burps like nuthins a'happening.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2006-09-14 00:45|| 2006-09-14 00:45|| Front Page Top

#4 Bobby Brown musta run outta the hydro bud....

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2006-09-14 04:14|| 2006-09-14 04:14|| Front Page Top

#5 That's OK with Bobby I'm sure. He took her for all she used to be worth and didn't leave much more than a shell in more ways than one.

Posted by gorb 2006-09-14 05:37|| 2006-09-14 05:37|| Front Page Top

#6 Does Ms Houston even know that she's filed for divorce?

Posted by Flavinter Elmins4612 2006-09-14 11:21|| 2006-09-14 11:21|| Front Page Top

#7 LOL, Grunter. Geez, you guys are wicked today, LOL.

Posted by flyover 2006-09-14 12:11|| 2006-09-14 12:11|| Front Page Top

#8 Not wicked, flyover. It's a legit question. Apparently 3 of Whitney's crack pipes are diamond encrusted, and two of Bobby's have 'where's my bitches' inscribed in 24K gold. It's all about division of assets, man. Division of assets.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-09-14 16:35|| 2006-09-14 16:35|| Front Page Top

#9 Division of assets.

A friend of mine lives above a bank.

His assets over $2,000,000.

[rimshot]

Posted by Zenster 2006-09-14 19:12|| 2006-09-14 19:12|| Front Page Top

#10 Is a diamond encrusted crack pipe a "bling-bong"?

Why does the whole idea of a bejeweled crack pipe summon up for me so much of what is wrong with modern society?

Posted by Zenster 2006-09-14 19:16|| 2006-09-14 19:16|| Front Page Top

#11 Actually, I think the "A Devastated Nation Longs to Care About Stupid Shit Again" graphic might be more on the mark for this topic...

Posted by Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo) 2006-09-14 20:48|| 2006-09-14 20:48|| Front Page Top

#12 That was my first thought as well, Abu Babaloo.

Posted by Zenster 2006-09-14 21:07|| 2006-09-14 21:07|| Front Page Top

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