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2006-08-31 -Short Attention Span Theater-

"Tomkitten's" 'first poop' goes on display in New York

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Posted by Thoth 2006-08-31 14:12|| || Front Page|| [11134 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 YJCMTSU.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-08-31 14:22|| 2006-08-31 14:22|| Front Page Top

#2 "A bronzed cast of baby's first poop can be a meaningful memento for the family," gallery director David Kesting said, adding that he hoped the work would attract bids of up to 25 or 30,000 dollars.

I don't know who's more fucked up here, the lunatic parents who wanted this done, the loony tunes artist who cast it, or this guy, who I assume said the above with a straight face.
I wish I was rich and insane...

Posted by tu3031 2006-08-31 14:46|| 2006-08-31 14:46|| Front Page Top

#3 Maybe bronzed baby poo works like a sort of "Thetan Kryptonite"? Hell, Tom's prolly got it scattered all over the house.

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-08-31 15:02|| 2006-08-31 15:02|| Front Page Top

#4 you've GOT to be shitting me.

;o) well...someone hadda say it!

Posted by PlanetDan">PlanetDan 2006-08-31 15:17|| 2006-08-31 15:17|| Front Page Top

#5 I was just going to comment that this is a load of crap.

Posted by Fred 2006-08-31 15:23|| 2006-08-31 15:23|| Front Page Top

#6 The "sculptor" probably just used Shinola. Tom would never know the difference.

Posted by SLO Jim 2006-08-31 15:55|| 2006-08-31 15:55|| Front Page Top

#7 Uhm, baby's first poop is this black tar goo. It is not a "stool" as we understand it. This is just a lie. And Tom Cruise is involved. Whotta surprise.

Posted by remoteman 2006-08-31 16:33|| 2006-08-31 16:33|| Front Page Top

#8 Great picture to go w/the article.

BTW - some moron w/entirely too much money and not enough sense will buy this. I just wish I'd thought of it - what a great scam.

Posted by Broadhead6 2006-08-31 17:00|| 2006-08-31 17:00|| Front Page Top

#9 And Cruise wonders why Paramount flushed him.

Posted by DMFD 2006-08-31 19:37|| 2006-08-31 19:37|| Front Page Top

#10 I looked at the picture with the article.

To be blunt, that "movement" has to be the result of solid food, and a good deal of it. No way a young baby produced that.

These people really are all nutz, all the time. :-(

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2006-08-31 20:55|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html] 2006-08-31 20:55|| Front Page Top

#11 I don't give a "crap."

Posted by JohnQC 2006-08-31 21:50|| 2006-08-31 21:50|| Front Page Top

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