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2006-08-08 China-Japan-Koreas

Chinese Army "don't ask - don't tell" regulation still pending.

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Posted by Besoeker 2006-08-08 11:35|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Ex-president of the USA Bill Clinton allowed conscription of sexual minorities into the army.

No conscription here. It's been a volunteer Army since President Nixon's time.

But the US army faced another problem during the operation Desert Shield in Iraq when the number of female soldiers was so great that sexual activity in the army nearly frustrated the entire of the operation.

Someone is living in another universe. It created problems, but not in the manner or magnitude the writer implies. The biggest hit in morale was when women intentionally got pregnant in order to get removed from the theater of operations. Nothing like pushing 'equality' for years and then one group has a quick release valve from danger the other doesnt. . Should have been treated like a male using a bayonet for a self-inflicted wound in order to avoid combat.

And it is known that the warriors of the army in Sparta had absolutely high morale.

It's also known that there are no longer any Spartans. Sparta suffered a population decline in its enrolled citizens and then was basically destroyed by its more populous neighbors whom the Spartans had at one time or another antagonized.

Posted by Snaviting Angulet5501 2006-08-08 12:14|| 2006-08-08 12:14|| Front Page Top

#2 . Should have been treated like a male using a bayonet for a self-inflicted wound in order to avoid combat

so all those pregnant females should be Senators from Massachusetts?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-08-08 12:44|| 2006-08-08 12:44|| Front Page Top

#3 Well, they would certainly be more manly.

Posted by Secret Master 2006-08-08 12:46|| 2006-08-08 12:46|| Front Page Top

#4 "You know the army doctor suspects you of homosexuality when instead of rubbing K-Y jelly on his finger, he's wiping it on a tongue depressor."

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-08-08 13:40|| 2006-08-08 13:40|| Front Page Top

#5 It's also known that there are no longer any Spartans. Sparta suffered a population decline in its enrolled citizens and then was basically destroyed by its more populous neighbors whom the Spartans had at one time or another antagonized. Posted by Snaviting Angulet5501 2006-08-08 12:14|| Front Page|| ||Comments Top

I saw some Trojans at the gas station recently however.

Posted by Besoeker 2006-08-08 13:53|| 2006-08-08 13:53|| Front Page Top

#6 Great Britain even launches special advertising campaigns to engage homosexual conscripts in the Navy.

Special appearances by the Village People:

In the Navy, yes, you can sail the seven seas.
In the Navy, yes, you can put your mind at ease.
In the Navy, come on now people, make a stand.
In the Navy, can't you see we need a hand.
In the Navy, come on, protect the motherland.
In the Navy, come on and join your fellow, man.
In the Navy, come on, people, and make a stand.
In the Navy, in the Navy.

Posted by DoDo 2006-08-08 14:02|| 2006-08-08 14:02|| Front Page Top

#7 Does the ACLU know about this?!?!
Sue China into submission!

Posted by DarthVader 2006-08-08 16:17|| 2006-08-08 16:17|| Front Page Top

#8 Ya gotta love it, Red China outflanks the western leftists by taking the high moral ground. Also, in China and all other countries of the world, marriage is between a man and a woman. Even in the ME, where goats, sheep, donkeys, and camels are sometimes close cousins.

Posted by wxjames 2006-08-08 16:42|| 2006-08-08 16:42|| Front Page Top

#9 To find out if conscripts are heterosexual or not all of them must undergo thorough medical examination. Doctors need to find out if a foreign object was ever placed into a conscripts anus.

Oh this is hilarious, to find out if anything has been stuck up his anus, they stick something up his anus.

Fucking brilliant.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2006-08-08 18:29|| 2006-08-08 18:29|| Front Page Top

#10 So the recruit goes to the Medic complaining of pain in his posterior. The Medic quickly determines that the recruit has a foreign object inside. He removes it and to his shock, it's a rose. "Here's your problem. You had a rose up your butt", he says. The recruit replies, "Read the Card, Read the Card!"

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-08-08 19:26|| 2006-08-08 19:26|| Front Page Top

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