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2006-08-06 Caribbean-Latin America

Surgeons fought for hours to save Castro's life

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Posted by Fred 2006-08-06 09:53|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Surgeons fought for hours to save Castro's life

I was hoping for a ", but..." clause.

Posted by xbalanke 2006-08-06 11:28|| 2006-08-06 11:28|| Front Page Top

#2 hope they sowed him up a couple of cigars left inside.

Posted by RD 2006-08-06 12:03|| 2006-08-06 12:03|| Front Page Top

#3 "Unable to stem intestinal bleeding with drugs, the country's top surgeons performed an emergency operation on the veteran leader."

What they tried was an asshole transplant But the asshole rejected him.

Posted by The Paradise Nazi 2006-08-06 12:11|| 2006-08-06 12:11|| Front Page Top

#4 Even though he is in good health for a guy his age, he's still eighty with a history of smoking. His odds of living a month are less than fifty per cent. I don't even have to know what they operated on. If it was a gimme, like an appendectomy, they would have announced it.

Posted by Penguin 2006-08-06 12:46|| 2006-08-06 12:46|| Front Page Top

#5 "he's dead, Jim"

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-08-06 12:47|| 2006-08-06 12:47|| Front Page Top

#6 Who'll die first. Castro or Sharon?

Posted by Penguin 2006-08-06 12:48|| 2006-08-06 12:48|| Front Page Top

#7 Doctors at the exclusive Cimeq hospital in western Havana are accustomed to handling the delicate health problems of Cuba's communist elite.

Everybody's equal in the Workers Paradise. Some more then others. Right, El Jefe?

Posted by tu3031 2006-08-06 13:23|| 2006-08-06 13:23|| Front Page Top

#8 What they tried was an asshole transplant But the asshole rejected him.

Even assholes have standards!

Posted by CrazyFool 2006-08-06 14:13|| 2006-08-06 14:13|| Front Page Top

#9 Just die already, will ya?

Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-08-06 14:56|| 2006-08-06 14:56|| Front Page Top

#10 I am sure all the while they were "fighting to save Castro" for hours, he was dead as a door nail.

They were just trying to save their own hides by saying, "we tried for hours", to brother Raul and family. He probably has third degree burns from the defibulator pads all over his chest AND ass.

Posted by Spavigum Glinens9851 2006-08-06 19:37|| 2006-08-06 19:37|| Front Page Top

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