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2006-07-09 Africa Horn

Somali Islamists Ban Band Music at Wedding Parties

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Posted by Fred 2006-07-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 "I've heard that there's a secret chord
that David played and it pleased the Lord,
but you don't really care for music, do you?"

-Leonard Cohen, "Hallelujah"

Naturally this bit of pious Islamic thuggery could not possibly have been accomplished without beating a woman and firing shots. You just can't shut down a dance party without a bit of the ultraviolence.

We should carpet bomb these people with tapes of Marilyn Manson and klezmer music.

Posted by Baba Tutu 2006-07-09 01:11|| 2006-07-09 01:11|| Front Page Top

#2 "We should carpet bomb these people with tapes of Marilyn Manson and klezmer music."

Indeed. I wonder how they would react to a plane load of porno mags and kazoos.

We should experiment.

Posted by Clolurong Check5903 2006-07-09 01:50|| 2006-07-09 01:50|| Front Page Top

#3 I think we should try it.

Ranchy pr0n and kazoos away!

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2006-07-09 02:27|| 2006-07-09 02:27|| Front Page Top

#4 Okay man do the bombbay door thing.
Doors open.
Books away!
10,000 copies of The Naked Lunch in downtown Mekka.

paraphrased from some semi-forgotten Firesign Theatre track.

Hummm... I used to have a linky.
:<

Posted by 6 2006-07-09 07:50|| 2006-07-09 07:50|| Front Page Top

#5 Air Guitars will so rule!

Posted by Theresh Thrinenter5301 2006-07-09 21:11|| 2006-07-09 21:11|| Front Page Top

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