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2006-06-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by growler 2006-06-29 10:27|| || Front Page|| [11126 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 UdefinitelyJCMTSU

Posted by Unavising Tholugum6632 2006-06-29 10:38|| 2006-06-29 10:38|| Front Page Top

#2 He got a visit one night by the light bulb faeri.

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2006-06-29 10:48|| 2006-06-29 10:48|| Front Page Top

#3 I was having this great dream, and then it was like a light went on!

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-06-29 11:01|| 2006-06-29 11:01|| Front Page Top

#4 Maybe his gerbil took it up there so he could see what he was doing...

Posted by tu3031 2006-06-29 11:05|| 2006-06-29 11:05|| Front Page Top

#5 "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

Those pesky Zionists. They'e everywhere!

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2006-06-29 11:09|| 2006-06-29 11:09|| Front Page Top

#6 You swallowed the light bulb. Just working its way out.

Posted by SOP35/Rat 2006-06-29 11:12|| 2006-06-29 11:12|| Front Page Top

#7 good thing it wasn't a fluorescent tube

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-06-29 11:29|| 2006-06-29 11:29|| Front Page Top

#8 Let's start a bet for the best punchline to this following joke:

How many muzzie inmates does it take to screw a light bulb into another muzzie inmates arse?

I'll let you all take it from here.

Posted by BA 2006-06-29 11:35|| 2006-06-29 11:35|| Front Page Top

#9 "I have no idea on how it got there. No, really, no idea at all. Total mystery. Theses things just happen, I guess. Jinns, most probably... yes, jinns, that's the ticket."

Btw, 90 minutes operation to get it out? Harder than brain surgery. Boy, are thoses pakistani inmates tight.

Posted by anonymous5089 2006-06-29 12:50|| 2006-06-29 12:50|| Front Page Top

#10 This is evidence he was sleeping with a caveman.
Were there any ropes ?

Posted by wxjames 2006-06-29 13:13|| 2006-06-29 13:13|| Front Page Top

#11 This reminds me, today I had a dream that my hand was stuck up a camel's ass.

Posted by funny 2006-06-29 14:47|| 2006-06-29 14:47|| Front Page Top

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