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2006-05-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Bobby 2006-05-11 07:57|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 As this pic shows, the warming hasn't just brought these freakish creatures into the world, but completely changed their environment.

Posted by Rob Crawford">Rob Crawford 2006-05-11 10:37|| http://www.kloognome.com/]">[http://www.kloognome.com/] 2006-05-11 10:37|| Front Page Top

#2
And so it's off we go
to some uncharted shore
'Cause the only kind we're out to find
are those worth looking for
You can tag along should you
feel the urge to merge
'Cause we're all agreed that all we need
is Hope and a little courage

The urge to merge can rob us of our senses
The need to breed can make a man a drone
We must be on alert with our defenses
For every skirt will test testosterone
So knowing this I severed all connection
With any creature sporting silk or lace
I was firmly headed in the right direction
When suddenly I stumbled on that face

That face, that face
That dangerous face
I mustn't be unwise
Those lips, that nose, those eyes
Could lead to my demise

That face, that face
That marvelous face
I never should begin
Those cheeks, that neck, that chin
Will surely do me in

I must be smart
And hide my heart
If she's within a mile
If I don't duck
I'm out of luck
She'd kill me with her smile

That face, that face
That fabulous face
It's clear I must beware
I'm certain if I fall in love
I'm lost without a trace

And so it's off we go
to some uncharted shore
'Cause the only kind we're out to find
are those worth looking for
You can tag along should you
feel the urge to merge
'Cause we're all agreed that all we need
is Hope and a little courage

Posted by Smokey 2006-05-11 11:27|| 2006-05-11 11:27|| Front Page Top

#3 Perfect Smokey! The Song of (Ems) The Grolar Bear.

Posted by 6 2006-05-11 12:02|| 2006-05-11 12:02|| Front Page Top

#4 Here a group of Inuit survey their formerly ice covered shoreline:

Posted by DMFD 2006-05-11 19:17|| 2006-05-11 19:17|| Front Page Top

#5 Bet Coca-Cola will be all over this in a new verrrry-PC ad campaign.

Posted by Whoger Thereter8855 2006-05-11 19:22|| 2006-05-11 19:22|| Front Page Top

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