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2006-04-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by anonymous5089 2006-04-03 13:39|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The Economist has this dated 30-March, which seems a couple of days too early.

Posted by James">James 2006-04-03 14:16|| http://idontknowbut.blogspot.com]">[http://idontknowbut.blogspot.com] 2006-04-03 14:16|| Front Page Top

#2 And the moral of the story is: Never count your boobies before they are hatched.

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2006-04-03 15:48|| 2006-04-03 15:48|| Front Page Top

#3 Don't let my D&D-obsessed teenager see this.

Posted by Mike 2006-04-03 17:35|| 2006-04-03 17:35|| Front Page Top

#4 Fire-breathing dragons? And I thought Fluffy was hard on the furniture. Mind you, a quick puff on sleepy little Johnny will sure get him out of bed for walkies.

Posted by Thinemp Whimble2412 2006-04-03 18:12|| 2006-04-03 18:12|| Front Page Top

#5 All Agent Alert!

It appears that security has been breached in Operation Dragon.

It is urgent that this security breach be contained immediately. All necessary measures are hereby authorized to insure the security of Operation Monster Division's (OMD) continued secrecy and operational security.

All other operations are to proceed according to our current schedule.

Operation Dagon and Operation Deep Ones will be operational as soon as negotiations with Persian Gulf entities are completed. This requires that negotiations with North Sea entities be completed and negotiated successfully prior to the launch of the aforementioned operations.

The recent tests of Iranian "secret" submarine "missiles" have been duly observed by our informants and agents. Accurate targeting data has been fed into the Persian Gulf sonar arrays and all attack submarine navigational and targeting data has been updated.

We are in debt to our sub-surface "allies" which is not a position I like to see us in...

We can do better (and we better).

Yours,
Dir, OMD

Posted by Halliburton Monster Division">Halliburton Monster Division 2006-04-03 22:22|| www.fire-on-the-suns.com]">[www.fire-on-the-suns.com] 2006-04-03 22:22|| Front Page Top

#6 This one, TW?

Posted by Glosing Hupesh7946 2006-04-03 22:25|| 2006-04-03 22:25|| Front Page Top

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