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2005-12-25 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Santa told to sack his gas-emitting team of reindeer

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Posted by Seafarious 2005-12-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 As head of the brotherhood of rangifer
tarandus airborne, we shall take this to the federal courts. Some judge can issue some sort order or another...

Posted by Rudolph Rosynasalson 2005-12-25 00:59|| 2005-12-25 00:59|| Front Page Top

#2 ... the carrot-munching animals produce the greenhouse gas methane in their wind.

Here's a solution - tie lighters to their asses so they can torch their farts when they come out; you just gotta remember to keep 'em far enough apart so they don't burn each other.

Wait - this'll just contribute to global warming, and it violates Kyoto. Never mind...

Posted by Raj 2005-12-25 12:34|| 2005-12-25 12:34|| Front Page Top

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