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Guantanamo Inmate Makes 10th Suicide Attempt

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Posted by tu3031 2005-12-20 12:02|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Whoops. Let's keep it legal...

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Posted by tu3031 2005-12-20 12:23|| 2005-12-20 12:23|| Front Page Top

#2 I'm a loser
I've got no one to see
I'm a loser
No one likes me

[chorus]
Except my Koran
It keeps me feeling good
Feeling good tonight
It keeps me feeling good
Feeling good tonight

I'm a jihadi
Got nowhere to live
I'm a jihadi
They took away my kids

But I've got my Koran
It keeps me feeling good
Feeling good tonight
It keeps me feeling good
Feeling good tonight

-From a song and melody by Mrs. AP (who originally used "whiskey" instead of "Koran."

Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul 2005-12-20 14:27|| 2005-12-20 14:27|| Front Page Top

#3 Give him some Donald Duck comic books to read; I think the Koran would depress me as well.

Posted by Super Hose 2005-12-20 16:23|| 2005-12-20 16:23|| Front Page Top

#4 obviously, a cry for help.....

Posted by Threreth Elmins2107 2005-12-20 17:33|| 2005-12-20 17:33|| Front Page Top

#5 Juma al-Dossary - Them vestile virgins won't wait forever, bud...

Posted by BigEd 2005-12-20 17:49|| 2005-12-20 17:49|| Front Page Top

#6 Peeling off a scab doesn't constitute a suicide attempt

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-12-20 18:38|| 2005-12-20 18:38|| Front Page Top

#7 Have any of these asshats succeeded?

Posted by The Happy Fliegerabwehrkanonen 2005-12-20 18:45|| http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com]">[http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com] 2005-12-20 18:45|| Front Page Top

#8

Lol Frank, the visual...thats a keeper..

Posted by Red Dog 2005-12-20 19:28|| 2005-12-20 19:28|| Front Page Top

#9 Peeling off a scab doesn't constitute a suicide attempt

Unless you are a hemophiliac

Posted by BigEd 2005-12-20 19:31|| 2005-12-20 19:31|| Front Page Top

#10 WTF??? Someone help him out over there! Make sure that on the eleventh try, he finally meets with success!! ;D

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-12-20 20:29|| 2005-12-20 20:29|| Front Page Top

#11 Guantanamo Inmate Makes 10th Suicide Attempt

Reminds me of the old joke about the chicken Kamakazie pilot who flew 13 missions.

Posted by Redneck Jim 2005-12-20 20:50|| 2005-12-20 20:50|| Front Page Top

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