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2005-11-24 Home Front: Culture Wars

Heidi Fleiss: A Comment I Couldn't Post Yesterday

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Posted by Anonymoose 2005-11-24 07:25|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Problems:
1) Finding hetero celebrities.
2) Finding celebrities with balls.
3) Finding celebrities who still look acceptable without camera make-up.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2005-11-24 09:10|| 2005-11-24 09:10|| Front Page Top

#2 Like Hollyweird doesn't already have a full complement of well trained whores.

Posted by Zenster 2005-11-24 12:36|| 2005-11-24 12:36|| Front Page Top

#3 Vegas would never go for it. It would damage the image of Prositution and '$10 whores' everywhere...

Posted by CrazyFool 2005-11-24 12:56|| 2005-11-24 12:56|| Front Page Top

#4 Until the twentieth century, actors were commonly regarded as occupying the same social level as prostitutes. I am glad to see that hard-working hookers the world over have finally moved up a notch.

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-11-24 13:09|| 2005-11-24 13:09|| Front Page Top

#5 The vast majority of celebs live lives of feast or famine. (Hollywood is a good example, but this applies to most of them.) Unless you have regular work in a series, you get one paycheck and then it's back to pounding the pavement looking for work.

There are three classes: the stars who get a whopping big paycheck once every year or two; the character actors who get regular work; and the peons who have to kill or be killed just to be a body in a CIS show, in between working at their real job. It's pretty much the same for professional athletes.

But even the peons have a lot of fans out there. Those who get work almost enough to make it to the character actor class could maybe get a few thousand bucks for one night of sex. Character actors could maybe pull up to ten or fifteen grand from fans.

Heidi Fleiss could really clean up as the middleman here. She could put up a website that said, "What celebrity would you like to have sex with?" As with Myspace, for example, fans could post their profile, with a picture, but not for public display. 90% plus of the celebrities on the site would *never* work as prostitutes, but nobody but Heidi would know who did. Fans could check off a dozen or two different actors they want to have sex with. Maybe just one might want to have sex with them, too.

Celebrities could go to the website to see who wanted to have sex with them. If they saw a fan they would be willing to boink, after looking at their profile, they could email Heidi to make the fan an offer. Say, "I will have sex with you for an hour, for $9,000. All night for $12,000."

If the fan says yes, then Heidi makes a booking for a room and a date for both the celebrity and the fan to show up. Once they arrive at Heidi's place, then they have a polite meeting to finalize and get comfortable with each other. They can still back out at that point.

The website could list literally hundreds of celebrities, and is perfectly legal, even if some celebrities don't like the idea that somebody wants to have sex with them. Even the proposition emails are legal, in Nevada, if not elsewhere, so it would be hard to go around Heidi without breaking the law.

The best part is that the celebrity might see somebody they think is totally hot, so make them an offer that is way low, just because they want to have sex with them.

Celebrities would get a ranking by how many people want to have sex with them. It would drive ones with a low ranking bonkers. Say, for example, at the head of the list "Angelina Jolie (156,763)" and at the bottom "Martin Short (4)".

How many Hollywood egos could take that abuse? They would *have* to know how popular they were, and what their fans *looked* like. I'm sure some of them would have her page as their homepage, and check up on their stats more often than a bidder for a $50 new car on Ebay.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-11-24 13:13|| 2005-11-24 13:13|| Front Page Top

#6 Heidi Fleiss could really clean up as the middleman here.

It's pretty safe to say that Heidi has already been the "middleman" quite a few times. Sort of like the doe trotting out of the forest and saying to herself:

"That's the last time I do that for two bucks."

Posted by Zenster 2005-11-24 15:12|| 2005-11-24 15:12|| Front Page Top

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