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2005-10-21 Afghanistan-Pak-India

Annan warns of 'massive death' unless world gives more aid

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Posted by Fred 2005-10-21 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11134 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The United Nations has appealed to the international community to step up aid to Pakistan if it wants to prevent a "second, massive wave of death", while international aid officials described the relief operation as one of the toughest the world has ever known. "We have never had this kind of logistical nightmare ever. We thought the tsunami was the worst we could get. This is worse," Jan Egeland, the United Nations emergency relief coordinator, said in Geneva.

Translation: No five star hotels or restaurants. Our supply of champange and fois gras is running dangerously low. There is also a shortage of goats and young boys for UN peacekeepers. Please send aid.

Posted by badanov 2005-10-21 00:18|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org] 2005-10-21 00:18|| Front Page Top

#2 OK. We'll redirect our contribution to the UN to CARE, et al.

Posted by Jackal">Jackal 2005-10-21 00:28|| home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]">[home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html] 2005-10-21 00:28|| Front Page Top

#3 No, wait. Let me rephrase that...

Posted by Kofi A. 2005-10-21 00:30|| 2005-10-21 00:30|| Front Page Top

#4 HERE'S TO your 'massive brain Tumor' Kofi.

/it's a ratio thingy

Posted by Red Dog 2005-10-21 01:12|| 2005-10-21 01:12|| Front Page Top

#5 Kofi

"let's make him King!"

Posted by zombie worms 2005-10-21 02:43|| 2005-10-21 02:43|| Front Page Top

#6 "Send me ~~$8 million~~ .7% of your GDP or ~~God~~ Allan will take ~~me home~~ more Muzzies."

Posted by .Anal Annan 2005-10-21 04:51|| 2005-10-21 04:51|| Front Page Top

#7 My son Kofi is currently setting up shell companies to redistribute the cash and we anticipate sending peace keepers as we expect many hungry women and boys will be willing to exchange sex for food.

Posted by 2b 2005-10-21 05:04|| 2005-10-21 05:04|| Front Page Top

#8 Alan works in mysterious ways. Don't fight him, Kofi -- you could be next.

Posted by Fatwa Schmatwa 2005-10-21 07:08|| 2005-10-21 07:08|| Front Page Top

#9 Oh, so you've been talking with Governor Blanco again? Don't forget to throw in the 'cannibalism' line too.

By the way, what did humanity do back in the 19th century when these massive disasters occurred? Or they didn't occur because there was no MSM?

Posted by Anginemp Hupolurong7319 2005-10-21 09:40|| 2005-10-21 09:40|| Front Page Top

#10 How is that tsunami aid distribution coming along?
Are the people that need it actually getting it?

Posted by bman">bman 2005-10-21 10:27|| 2005-10-21 10:27|| Front Page Top

#11 Given that Pakistan is a nest of vipers that nurtured the Taliban and al Qaeda in the run-up to 9/11, I think massive death there may be a feature rather than a bug. The more of them die, the fewer of them will be left to join some jihadi cause.

Posted by Elmenter Snineque1852 2005-10-21 11:41|| 2005-10-21 11:41|| Front Page Top

#12 "Massive Death" Is Michael Moore is on Deaths Door?

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2005-10-21 12:12|| 2005-10-21 12:12|| Front Page Top

#13 Through UN no doubt.

Posted by gromgoru 2005-10-21 17:30|| 2005-10-21 17:30|| Front Page Top

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