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2005-08-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Polar Bears: why do they ~~eat~~ hate us?

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Posted by Steve 2005-08-17 12:54|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 ""It was a bit like MacGyver," Braaten said"

No it wasn't. MacGyver would've used the outboard motor propeller to kill the bears. In fact, MacGyver wouldn't went to study man-eating bears without a .50 cal rifle.

I was hoping the title would be "PETA Members Kill Endangered Bears In An Unprovoked Attack" or better yet, the other way around.

Posted by Poison Reverse 2005-08-17 16:02|| 2005-08-17 16:02|| Front Page Top

#2 Are you a communist or something?? MacGyver would not have killed the polar bears - He never killed anything! Oh sure, he might have "blown them away", but only in the literal sense.

Posted by 2b 2005-08-17 16:17|| 2005-08-17 16:17|| Front Page Top

#3 Nah! MacGyver would've been found huddled around the fire with his buddies wearing polar bear jackets, boots & hats and playing dominoes with polar bear bones and yelling at the helicopter crew on what took them so long.

Posted by Crumble Jush7440 2005-08-17 17:43|| 2005-08-17 17:43|| Front Page Top

#4 Nah! MacGyver would've been found huddled around the fire with his buddies wearing polar bear jackets, boots & hats and playing dominoes with polar bear bones and yelling at the helicopter crew on what took them so long.

Posted by Crumble Jush7440 2005-08-17 17:43|| 2005-08-17 17:43|| Front Page Top

#5 was that a cyber echo?

Posted by Crumble Jush7440 2005-08-17 17:44|| 2005-08-17 17:44|| Front Page Top

#6 Baaaaby... snaaaakes...

Posted by Frank Zappa 2005-08-17 20:31|| 2005-08-17 20:31|| Front Page Top

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