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2005-08-13 Britain

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Posted by Fred 2005-08-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Mom, I'm home.

Posted by Captain America 2005-08-13 00:05|| 2005-08-13 00:05|| Front Page Top

#2 What's for dinner?

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-08-13 00:09|| 2005-08-13 00:09|| Front Page Top

#3 Pork

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-08-13 00:10|| 2005-08-13 00:10|| Front Page Top

#4 Pork agin, we had that last week

Posted by Captain America 2005-08-13 00:37|| 2005-08-13 00:37|| Front Page Top

#5 Ok lets clean him up before we send him back. 1) clean shave - beard and hair, 2) put a bullseye on his forehead.

Oh and his last meal could be bacon and beans :P

Posted by Uneart Crong5904 2005-08-13 02:46|| 2005-08-13 02:46|| Front Page Top

#6 Jordan didn't want him back, I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall in the teleconferencing over the wrangling of the Brits to get Awni Yirfas to take him back! My hunch is that the Brits promised to keep the kiddies and the wife and slide Jordan some welfare compensation!

Posted by smn 2005-08-13 04:26|| 2005-08-13 04:26|| Front Page Top

#7 smn, it's too early in the morning for all those breathless !!!s.

Chill, dude.

Posted by true nuff 2005-08-13 07:38|| 2005-08-13 07:38|| Front Page Top

#8 Anyone notice this is actually Shaquille O'Neal in a beard, turban, and wig?

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-08-13 10:23|| 2005-08-13 10:23|| Front Page Top

#9 chill dude Don't call hir a dude. S/he'd have to Herodize hirself.

Posted by 2b 2005-08-13 11:28|| 2005-08-13 11:28|| Front Page Top

#10 2b Or not 2b, your no longer the question.

Posted by smn 2005-08-13 14:40|| 2005-08-13 14:40|| Front Page Top

#11 the correct spelling is "you're". Nitwit.

Posted by 2b 2005-08-13 14:50|| 2005-08-13 14:50|| Front Page Top

#12 For you, 2b:"The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48"
thou hou ([th]ou), pron. [Sing.: nom. Thou; poss. Thy
([th][imac]) or Thine ([th][imac]n); obj. Thee
([th][=e]). Pl.: nom. You (y[=oo]); poss. Your (y[=oo]r)
or Yours (y[=oo]rz); obj. You.] [OE. thou, [thorn]u, AS.
[eth][=u], [eth]u; akin to OS. & OFries. thu, G., Dan. & Sw.
du, Icel. [thorn][=u], Goth. [thorn]u, Russ. tui, Ir. & Gael.
tu, W. ti, L. tu, Gr. sy`, Dor. ty`, Skr. tvam. [root]185.
Cf. Thee, Thine, Te Deum.]
The second personal pronoun, in the singular number, denoting
the person addressed; thyself; the pronoun which is used in
addressing persons in the solemn or poetical style.
[1913 Webster]
I'm convinced your trying to get me to reveal how many degrees I have, but I will not bite!

Posted by smn 2005-08-13 15:41|| 2005-08-13 15:41|| Front Page Top

#13 Geez. You can't even admit the obvious misspelling of a contraction? Posting a pointless load of BS text to obfuscate qualifies for trolling.

Honest neutral advice. Your posts make you look a fool. Admit mistakes. Engage people, instead of trying to sound witty. Witty you are not - at least in English. You may be a fucking laugh riot in phreakin' Swahili, but you are failing miserably here. Relax and make sense first. Snarkiness will probably come naturally later, when the language is mastered.

Posted by .com 2005-08-13 15:52|| 2005-08-13 15:52|| Front Page Top

#14 lol! NO!!! Pray tell me, smn!!! How many degrees do you have? Gosh - how did you know the question that question was on my mind????

Posted by 2b 2005-08-13 15:52|| 2005-08-13 15:52|| Front Page Top

#15 .com. I missed it - but you nailed it. It all makes sense to me now.

Posted by 2b 2005-08-13 15:55|| 2005-08-13 15:55|| Front Page Top

#16 In fact, I'm downright blushing that I didn't grasp it sooner. Damn, I'm slipping.

Posted by 2b 2005-08-13 15:57|| 2005-08-13 15:57|| Front Page Top

#17 :)

Tedious, isn't it? Sheesh.

Posted by .com 2005-08-13 15:59|| 2005-08-13 15:59|| Front Page Top

#18 Tedious (adjective) .......

:-)

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-08-13 16:01|| 2005-08-13 16:01|| Front Page Top

#19 :-)

Posted by 2b 2005-08-13 16:09|| 2005-08-13 16:09|| Front Page Top

#20 It's lonely up here. but I will admit this for you 2b. I play chess with myself, with a mirror...looking at the other board only. Can you grasp!

Posted by smn 2005-08-13 16:15|| 2005-08-13 16:15|| Front Page Top

#21 yeah, actually I can. The only person you could possibly hope to beat in a game of chess would be yourself.

Posted by 2b 2005-08-13 16:17|| 2005-08-13 16:17|| Front Page Top

#22 ... Your posts make you look...
Thank you .com!

Posted by smn 2005-08-13 16:19|| 2005-08-13 16:19|| Front Page Top

#23 Wow, you almost nailed it 2b! The only person I could possibly lose to in the game is myself!!

Posted by smn 2005-08-13 16:24|| 2005-08-13 16:24|| Front Page Top

#24 I think we should send them ALL back with a Celtic cross tattooed on their forehead, and "Jesus Saves" on each arm. Nothing else to worry about.

Posted by Old Patriot">Old Patriot 2005-08-13 17:16|| http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/]">[http://oldpatriot.blogspot.com/] 2005-08-13 17:16|| Front Page Top

#25 OP - I like it

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2005-08-13 17:23|| 2005-08-13 17:23|| Front Page Top

#26 The only person I could possibly lose to in the game is myself!!

That's right. You got it. Your brilliance dazzles me. No one but you could lose to you.

Posted by 2b 2005-08-13 17:25|| 2005-08-13 17:25|| Front Page Top

#27 Thanks 2b, old Patriot, my sentiment exactly except I would brand an Eagle, arrows in claw in place of the Celtic cross.

Posted by smn 2005-08-13 18:47|| 2005-08-13 18:47|| Front Page Top

#28 SMN handling the Queen a little too much.

Posted by Shipman 2005-08-13 19:12|| 2005-08-13 19:12|| Front Page Top

#29 Good.Ship his ass out yesterday.Hope the Jorddies have a nice welcome the bastard.

Posted by raptor 2005-08-13 19:41|| 2005-08-13 19:41|| Front Page Top

#30 Tell me,smn.Do you often masterbate in public?

Posted by raptor 2005-08-13 19:51|| 2005-08-13 19:51|| Front Page Top

#31 Raptor...Raptor, I've already indicated to phil_b and 2b that I'm not a troll, but a highly educated intelligent multi degreed smn; however sensitive that can be! Do you know how many HEART TICKS I've wasted responding to your cutting snipes?
Now throw me down a laurel leaf!

Posted by smn 2005-08-13 20:17|| 2005-08-13 20:17|| Front Page Top

#32 zzzzzzzz

Posted by Darrell 2005-08-13 20:19|| 2005-08-13 20:19|| Front Page Top

#33 Hey, guys - back off. Didn't you hear smn say s/he's an EDUCATED, SENSITIVE troll??

Makes all the difference, you know.

Posted by bored 2005-08-13 21:03|| 2005-08-13 21:03|| Front Page Top

#34 We should stop gobbling up troll chum. Its off target and only plays to the trolls' deranged minds.

Posted by Captain America 2005-08-13 23:08|| 2005-08-13 23:08|| Front Page Top

#35 No, no, no, bored!

smn said he had accumulated a bunch of degrees -- not at all the same as being educated. I speak as an expert on the subject, being happily educated but degree-free myself, and the offspring and sibling of the merry professorate, none of whom have yet gotten to the point of knowing more and more about less and less until they know everything about nothing at all. Although my mother did go to Med. School for her own amusement in Switzerland, and later acquired a doctorate in psychology by accident. ;-)

Seriously, smn, what have you studied? Do your degrees add weight to your opinions here, as the ones I haven't acquired do not, or were they just for your pleasure and pocketbook? I'm not asking to be mean, but because we seem to be about evenly divided here at Rantburg between those with academic backgrounds and those with degrees in Real Life (I, of course, fall into neither camp, and so am able to admire the achievements of both parties impartially).

Posted by trailing wife 2005-08-13 23:09|| 2005-08-13 23:09|| Front Page Top

#36 Careful, smn. If you are half as educated as you claim, then you are aware of the blood already pooling at your feet merely from tw posing her question. The rapier 'tis exceedingly sharp... pain will come later.

:D

Posted by .com 2005-08-13 23:20|| 2005-08-13 23:20|| Front Page Top

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