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2005-07-15 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by anonymous5089 2005-07-15 08:34|| || Front Page|| [11125 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 So, now you've heard about the birds, and now everybody knows that the birds can use words. Pa pa pa oo ma ma mao . . .

Posted by Mike">Mike 2005-07-15 12:08|| 2005-07-15 12:08|| Front Page Top

#2 "I'm Wraaaaa and this is my wife, Rooaaaak."

Posted by mmurray821 2005-07-15 12:47|| 2005-07-15 12:47|| Front Page Top

#3 Oh Lord, Ralph Wanker? Lol, sorry, it's just too much, lol!

Posted by .com 2005-07-15 12:50|| 2005-07-15 12:50|| Front Page Top

#4 What about Churchill's cursing parrot. What was his real name for the wartime Prime Minister?

Posted by BigEd 2005-07-15 13:23|| 2005-07-15 13:23|| Front Page Top

#5 They say Ward Churchill parrot is going to testify. He's still alive you know.

And yes PD that was cheap indeed, ha! LOL! ROFLMAO! Don't you know he had a hell of a time in the school yard? With names like that it's fight or die. (trust me on this one)

Posted by Shipman 2005-07-15 13:34|| 2005-07-15 13:34|| Front Page Top

#6 Oh Lord, Ralph Wanker?

Could be worse. He could have been Richard or Peter...

Posted by Pappy 2005-07-15 14:18|| 2005-07-15 14:18|| Front Page Top

#7 I had a mynah bird when I was a kid - funniest thing I can recall from my childhood. He picked up on the little stuff - the stuff that really bugs people. For example, my mother had this phoney baloney little throat clearing sound she would make just before she said something she thought "important" - usually a scolding or something pretentious. The bird picked up on it and would torture her with the sound regularly - and we kids could not help but laugh, which really pissed her off, heh.

Posted by .com 2005-07-15 14:25|| 2005-07-15 14:25|| Front Page Top

#8 .com we used to have several Mocking boids that used to immitate a local asthma victim. (really) I think they have an affinity for that throat sound.

Posted by Shipman 2005-07-15 15:10|| 2005-07-15 15:10|| Front Page Top

#9 Not have in the own sense, have in they live in the backyard sense....

Posted by Shipman 2005-07-15 15:11|| 2005-07-15 15:11|| Front Page Top

#10 I used to count the number of different calls the Mocks around our house would make... too long ago to remember the record number. I DO remember them strafing this cat we had when he walked throught the yard. Eventually the cat decided to get smart and laid on his back - very still. The Mocks went apeshit, and started their strafing runs. The cat would try to grab 'em as they zoomed him. Great sport, I guess. Then, one day, he succeeded in intercepting one. I found the pile of feathers. No more strafing runs at the cat, lol! Nobody can say Mocks are stupid, just loud and gutsy.

Posted by .com 2005-07-15 15:19|| 2005-07-15 15:19|| Front Page Top

#11 .com : Sounds like Martin Whiteshoes who has "residence" at my place. Neither lizard, sparrow, mouse or rat keeps that cat from his daily catch...

(But he prefers raw beef...)

Posted by BigEd 2005-07-15 16:44|| 2005-07-15 16:44|| Front Page Top

#12 You mean he lets you live with him? That's pretty cool - and gosh-darned generous for a cat, lol!

Posted by .com 2005-07-15 16:47|| 2005-07-15 16:47|| Front Page Top

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