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2005-06-06 Britain

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Posted by Steve 2005-06-06 08:57|| || Front Page|| [4 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 C: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies!
'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!

(pause)

O: Well, I'd better replace it, then.

(he takes a quick peek behind the counter)

O: Sorry squire, I've had a look 'round the back of the shop, and uh, we're right out of parrots.

C: I see. I see, I get the picture.

Posted by True German Ally 2005-06-06 21:45|| 2005-06-06 21:45|| Front Page Top

#2 The European Constitution, reduced to a Monty Python sketch.

*shakes head*

Whatever will the King of the Belgians say?

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2005-06-06 22:00|| 2005-06-06 22:00|| Front Page Top

#3 He must be pissed so much as he was mentioned first... in lieu of "We the people"

If they continue down this path Luxembourg will vote against it, too. You know what that means?

LUXEMBOURG!

Posted by True German Ally 2005-06-06 22:53|| 2005-06-06 22:53|| Front Page Top

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