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2005-04-30 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Mike 2005-04-30 9:17:37 AM|| || Front Page|| [11133 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 30" ... could have been a sawed-off shotgun. Glad it wasn't anything like that.

Although those jalapenos sound pretty dangerous, too.

Posted by rkb 2005-04-30 10:07:08 AM|| 2005-04-30 10:07:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 2.5'.That boy is well endowed!

Posted by raptor 2005-04-30 10:10:59 AM|| 2005-04-30 10:10:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 I made up a restaurant that specialized in oddly large burritos," Morrissey said.

Ima think he will go far. OLB is a fine name for a Mexican restaurant.

Posted by Shipman 2005-04-30 10:43:58 AM|| 2005-04-30 10:43:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 "Is that a burrito in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

Posted by Raj 2005-04-30 10:45:21 AM|| 2005-04-30 10:45:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Just add beans and a 30 inch burrito woulda been a WMD...

Posted by PBMcL 2005-04-30 11:22:06 AM|| 2005-04-30 11:22:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Quick - somebody sign the kid to a contract.

Posted by Pappy 2005-04-30 11:35:24 AM|| 2005-04-30 11:35:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Burritos don't explode until an hour after eating it.

Posted by ed 2005-04-30 11:50:35 AM|| 2005-04-30 11:50:35 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 # 7 yes, this could be a dangerous weapon after
eating and I think you all know what were aiming at.

Andrea Jackson

Posted by Andrea 2005-04-30 1:07:22 PM|| 2005-04-30 1:07:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Drop the chalupa!

Posted by Chris W. 2005-04-30 2:20:22 PM|| 2005-04-30 2:20:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 I understand that the bean burrito can invoke silent and deadly biochem attacks. Look out! He's loaded!

Posted by Captain America 2005-04-30 3:43:33 PM|| 2005-04-30 3:43:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 The US Government has determined that the greates contributor of VOC's in the office (volitile organic chemicals" is "Human bioefluent emitions". Burps and farts.

Posted by Deacon Blues 2005-04-30 7:26:26 PM|| 2005-04-30 7:26:26 PM|| Front Page Top

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