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2005-04-25 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2005-04-25 00:00:00 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Paleo-simian terrorists?

Posted by Atomic Conspiracy 2005-04-25 12:15:00 AM|| 2005-04-25 12:15:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Has anyone checked to see if there's a closer match between simians and Paleos than the reported 98% DNA norm?

You might have hit the motherlode there, AC, lol!

Posted by .com 2005-04-25 12:52:25 AM|| 2005-04-25 12:52:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Monkeys, why do they hate us??

Posted by Doc8404 2005-04-25 1:05:09 AM|| 2005-04-25 1:05:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Shouldn't they be worried about the deprived and parched Hindu gods? What's a bunch of drunk monkeys in comparison?

Posted by .com 2005-04-25 1:13:21 AM|| 2005-04-25 1:13:21 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Canabis booze? Oh my. Sure they were making it for the "gods" LOL The Damn Simians stole their booze, some were so wasted the monkeys messed them up. It's all about face saving LOL.

Posted by Sock Puppet 0â Doom 2005-04-25 1:25:55 AM|| 2005-04-25 1:25:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Monkeys even when sober and unstoned can be very aggressive and scary. Give me a bunch of poisonous snakes any day.

Posted by phil_b 2005-04-25 8:56:09 AM|| 2005-04-25 8:56:09 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Canabis booze?

Picked up some booze from the Dominican Republic called Mamajuana. But the only canabis is on the label showing a palm that looks suspiciously like the aforementioned plant.

Posted by ed 2005-04-25 10:03:32 AM|| 2005-04-25 10:03:32 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Anybody remember Hemp Ale? Had a big ol' pot leaf on the side of the package. Never tried it myself - seemed like too much of a novelty to take seriously as beer.

Posted by BH 2005-04-25 10:24:48 AM|| 2005-04-25 10:24:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Hops are pretty closely related to marijuana.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2005-04-25 10:36:25 AM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/] 2005-04-25 10:36:25 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 Sounds like Hanuman didn't want to wait...

Posted by mojo 2005-04-25 10:40:55 AM|| 2005-04-25 10:40:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 Yep RC, some hops can be crossed with ah some success mmmm.

Posted by Shipman 2005-04-25 11:11:50 AM|| 2005-04-25 11:11:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 Grafting hops onto Cannabis Indica rootstock can get you some very interesting beer...

Posted by mojo 2005-04-25 11:22:41 AM|| 2005-04-25 11:22:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 Yeah mojo! Makes you git in a knife-fight over the fritoes.

Posted by Shipman 2005-04-25 11:25:39 AM|| 2005-04-25 11:25:39 AM|| Front Page Top

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