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2005-04-10 Britain

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Posted by Anonymoose 2005-04-10 1:26:53 PM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Hmmm. Who to call... CSI Lancashire, Scotland Yard, Sherlock Holmes, Van Helsing, or Vlad Tepes?

Posted by .com 2005-04-10 1:35:44 PM|| 2005-04-10 1:35:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Just keep him away from the Werewolves of London--teamed up they'd be unstoppable!

Posted by Dar 2005-04-10 1:51:27 PM|| 2005-04-10 1:51:27 PM|| Front Page Top

"He must be the only Frenchman whoâs allergic to garlic."

ROFLMAO! :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2005-04-10 2:21:35 PM|| 2005-04-10 2:21:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Reminds me of the tale of the 'Monkey of Hartlepool'. Another case of a Northern English coastal town panicking over a rogue 'Frenchman'. Only that time, it wasn't a vampire - the 'Frenchman' was a monkey (don't ask - we were at war at the time). The local francophobes weren't at all merciful towards the little hairy 'spy', so Monsieur le Vampire would be well advised to go for a bite somewhere else, sharpish.

Posted by Bulldog 2005-04-10 4:17:54 PM|| 2005-04-10 4:17:54 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Small, hairy, incomprehensible and flings feces. What else could it have been but a Frenchman?

Posted by ed 2005-04-10 4:21:40 PM|| 2005-04-10 4:21:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Welsh, for starters.

(I can get away with that as I'm part Welsh myself)

Posted by Bulldog 2005-04-10 4:33:57 PM|| 2005-04-10 4:33:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 possibly an Oakland Raiders fan - did they notice a overripe smell, and a police rap sheet?

Posted by Frank G 2005-04-10 4:53:39 PM|| 2005-04-10 4:53:39 PM|| Front Page Top