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2005-04-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2005-04-06 4:55:32 PM|| || Front Page|| [5 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Stable manager Phillip Casey says Martin Weitzman, Harvard University's Ernest E. Monrad Professor of Economics, has been stealing manure from Charlie Lane's Rockport farm for years.

It makes sense that he's an economics professor, as he know's it is much less expensive to steal shit rather then pay for it. Unless you can get a government grant, of course.
I wonder if this guy was one of the pompous chumps screaming for Summer's scalp a few weeks ago?

Posted by tu3031 2005-04-06 5:09:46 PM|| 2005-04-06 5:09:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Guess this guy's shit outta luck...

Posted by Raj 2005-04-06 5:15:57 PM|| 2005-04-06 5:15:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Fire him for moral turpitude. QED.

Posted by Sock Puppet 0â Doom 2005-04-06 5:16:30 PM|| [http://www.slhess.com] 2005-04-06 5:16:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Fred: I got the joke right away~~

APRIL FOOL'S

He needs to go into court, pro se- who needs to pay the shitty lawyers retainer fee. Ask that the case be dropped, explain he will get his "shit" together never steal shit again and repair the crappy tire track's left behind.

Afterall, isnt the court system in this country
SHITTY?

Andrea Jackson

Posted by ANdrea Jackson 2005-04-06 8:34:33 PM|| 2005-04-06 8:34:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 none was available after the Ethnic studies lectures let out?

Posted by Frank G 2005-04-06 8:59:44 PM|| 2005-04-06 8:59:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Sounds like the horse stable manager is a Nazi.

[/channeling WC's lawyuh]

Posted by Alaska Paul 2005-04-06 9:22:03 PM|| 2005-04-06 9:22:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 I always suspected Harvard had a large pile of horseshit.

Posted by Chuck Simmins 2005-04-06 10:21:53 PM|| [http://blog.simmins.org] 2005-04-06 10:21:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 And it's so cheap that it refuses to pay for a fresh load. Maybe the professor's horsesh*t activity is protected by academic freedom.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2005-04-06 10:37:08 PM|| 2005-04-06 10:37:08 PM|| Front Page Top

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