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2005-04-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Rainier Dead at 81 (Smiling Greer Seen Leaving Monaco)
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Posted by .com 2005-04-06 05:42|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

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A Busy Week


Friends and Supporters:
This has been a fantastic Ghoul Week 2005.
I have been all over the world to supervise feeding tubes with great success. I am going to rest, don't lose hope when you hear about impeachment, because there arent enough Republicans with balls in the Florida Legislature to pull it off. Keep the faith, for remember, not only have we been able to act in the case of Terri Schiavo, we got the Pope, and Prince Ranier as a bonus!

I am currently researching sanctions against the Baptist Church that I attended. The minister threw me out, but I have my deputies at the ready, and we will swarm the place when I can manufacture find some statute which will allow me to put that intrangisent minister away for a long time.


Thank You for your Support


Judge George Greer
Pinellas County Florida Court


PS : .com, a word to the wise, don't visit Florida. My deputies are waiting for you...

Posted by Judge George Greer 2005-04-06 12:17:01 PM||   2005-04-06 12:17:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 A man with excellent taste in women...
Posted by mojo  2005-04-06 1:25:08 PM||   2005-04-06 1:25:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 BRRing....BRRing
Hello?...
Yes, I was wondering, do you have Prince Albert in a can?...
Posted by Capsu78 2005-04-06 2:03:17 PM||   2005-04-06 2:03:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Man, you have no idea how old that gets!
But I'm King now, so maybe I'll have you hunted down and imprisoned...
Posted by Prince Albert, Not In A Can 2005-04-06 2:22:12 PM||   2005-04-06 2:22:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Is your refrigerator running, your Highness?
Posted by mojo  2005-04-06 2:29:31 PM||   2005-04-06 2:29:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 ...and you're not king! You'll NEVER be king! BWAHAHAhahahahahahaha!!...
Posted by mojo  2005-04-06 2:30:31 PM||   2005-04-06 2:30:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Disrespectful peasant! I'll run you all down with my speedboat! Or my bobsled! Or whatever other big fast toy I own that I can get my hands on!
Posted by Prince Albert, Not In A Can 2005-04-06 4:24:59 PM||   2005-04-06 4:24:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Is that you Super Hose?
Posted by The English 2005-04-06 5:40:05 PM||   2005-04-06 5:40:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Leave my brother alone or I'll kick your ass. Or better yet, as soon as Stephanie gets back from the Circus, I'll have her drive you down the winding hill... and not like Cary Grant.
Posted by Princess Caroline 2005-04-06 6:33:16 PM||   2005-04-06 6:33:16 PM|| Front Page Top

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