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2005-03-29 Great White North
MPs want $200,000 for hooker junket
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Posted by Steve 2005-03-29 10:38:35 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Don't know much about history
Don't know much about biology.....
Posted by Alaska Paul  2005-03-29 10:57:41 AM||   2005-03-29 10:57:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 The travelling party includes three lucky staff members.
Are you sure that's not: "...three lucky stiff members"?
Posted by Spot  2005-03-29 11:05:08 AM||   2005-03-29 11:05:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 $43,500 for items like interpretation

"Can you translate: I would like it doggie style?"

Let's see...
Interpreter ~$3,000
Official gifts ~ $500
Fees $40,000 /3 ; /200
That is about 67 special occassions fee per MP!

(NB: I have no idea what the fees are. The $200 is an arbitrary figure that may, or may not, correspond to current special occassion market price). ;-)
Posted by twobyfour 2005-03-29 11:32:42 AM||   2005-03-29 11:32:42 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Hmm, provided that one of the MPs is specialized in linguistics, the interpreter may not be necessary.
Posted by twobyfour 2005-03-29 11:35:48 AM||   2005-03-29 11:35:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Why an Interpreter? Money is the universal language -- or I see!
Posted by CrazyFool 2005-03-29 11:40:59 AM||   2005-03-29 11:40:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Around the World for 200K?
Posted by mojo  2005-03-29 11:41:15 AM||   2005-03-29 11:41:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 prostitution is illegal in Reno and Vegas. Outlying counties like Nye, Douglas, Lyon allow it
Posted by Frank G  2005-03-29 11:56:10 AM||   2005-03-29 11:56:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 Frank G, Yes, I am sure that the MPs will appreciate your correction as it would save some travel expenses trying to locate the proper special occassion distribution center and may provide ample funds for even more special occassions. ;-)
Posted by twobyfour 2005-03-29 12:00:14 PM||   2005-03-29 12:00:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Frank,

How is it that you know such details?
Posted by Poison Reverse 2005-03-29 1:20:35 PM||   2005-03-29 1:20:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 family's all from NV - Never been in one, but I know where they are - like the moonlight bunny ranch outside Carson City or Conforte's old place outside Sparks
Posted by Frank G  2005-03-29 1:39:32 PM||   2005-03-29 1:39:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 I think the term "Staff Members" is appropriate. FYI I heard that fees at the Nevada Brothels run from $300-$500 depending on what kind of "Party" you want. The Navy guys stationed near Fallon always regaled us with stories of the brothels there.
Posted by Cyber Sarge  2005-03-29 2:19:29 PM||   2005-03-29 2:19:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 If you drive down 95 from Carson to Vegas, there's a cathouse about every 5 miles...
Posted by mojo  2005-03-29 2:21:07 PM||   2005-03-29 2:21:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Thanks, mojo, but which ones you recommend? ;-)
Posted by Sobiesky 2005-03-29 2:38:30 PM||   2005-03-29 2:38:30 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Yuk...who wants a woman who has already been with 3 truckers today already?
Posted by gromky  2005-03-29 3:14:48 PM||   2005-03-29 3:14:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 You pays your nickel and you takes your choice, Sobiesky. All cats are grey in the dark...
Posted by mojo  2005-03-29 4:10:37 PM||   2005-03-29 4:10:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Gromky, then go for the homely one. ;-)

I see, Mojo, you know your cats. ;-)
Posted by Sobiesky 2005-03-29 4:48:31 PM||   2005-03-29 4:48:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Oh, Canada.
Posted by Seafarious  2005-03-29 5:20:47 PM||   2005-03-29 5:20:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 Twobyfour
Hmm, provided that one of the MPs is specialized in linguistics, the interpreter may not be necessary.

Specially if he's fluent in cunylingus
Posted by SwissTex 2005-03-29 5:55:59 PM||   2005-03-29 5:55:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 Xactly, ST! ;-)
Posted by twobyfour 2005-03-29 6:21:07 PM||   2005-03-29 6:21:07 PM|| Front Page Top

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