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2005-03-28 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Fred 2005-03-28 00:00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 poor guy..he only wanted to watch.

Posted by Groting Thraing5314 2005-03-28 12:52:31 AM|| 2005-03-28 12:52:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 The Chinese must not do crossword puzzles. They have a gazillion "amah", who are live-in maids that as a condition of employment are spinsters, i.e. are often lesbians. I find it hard to believe that this is the first time the woman of the house and the amah have offed the husband.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-03-28 3:24:50 AM|| 2005-03-28 3:24:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 The word in Mandarin is "ayi", which means "aunt". Mine doesn't live here...I don't want her around more than 2 hours a day! Keeps the place spotless, does laundry once a week, and cooks dinner every night (food paid by me), all for the low, low price of 25RMB/day ($3.10USD).

I've never, ever seen an ayi that was remotely attractive. Besides, you want an older one with decades of experience cooking ;).

Posted by gromky 2005-03-28 4:09:07 AM|| 2005-03-28 4:09:07 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Not attractive to you, anyway, gromky. ;-)

Posted by trailing wife 2005-03-28 7:15:40 AM|| 2005-03-28 7:15:40 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 His Kung Fu was not strong, master.

Posted by Poison Reverse 2005-03-28 11:32:32 AM|| 2005-03-28 11:32:32 AM|| Front Page Top

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