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2005-03-28 Britain
Sculpture of Woman with 100 foot high breasts to be built
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Posted by mhw 2005-03-28 10:38:27 AM|| || Front Page|| [11136 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 sorry for the misspelling

Breasts not breats.
Posted by mhw 2005-03-28 10:44:00 AM||   2005-03-28 10:44:00 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Muslim seething in 4...3...2...
Posted by BH 2005-03-28 11:04:43 AM||   2005-03-28 11:04:43 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 So, would it be fair to assume that the sculptor is a breast man?
Posted by Jonathan  2005-03-28 11:05:45 AM|| [http://www.emessell.typepad.com/muddling]  2005-03-28 11:05:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 What a creative use of mine waste! Someone should do something similar (perhaps just a tad less earthy, so to speak) on this side of the pond. So many Kentucky streams would benefit from the result.
Posted by trailing wife 2005-03-28 12:14:36 PM||   2005-03-28 12:14:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I've got a great idea for an Earth Goddess / Mars / Venus menage a trois (tastefully done), but they keep rejecting my grant application.
Posted by Carl in N.H.  2005-03-28 12:38:45 PM||   2005-03-28 12:38:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 There's a line in one of the Discworld books about a certain set of stoneworks having the meaning, roughly, "I've got a great big tonker".
Posted by Robert Crawford  2005-03-28 12:56:11 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/]  2005-03-28 12:56:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Don't we have something appropriate for this in Rantburg's Graphics Library?
Posted by Dave D. 2005-03-28 1:02:58 PM||   2005-03-28 1:02:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Sorry guys, Goffstown, New Hampshire has the patent on the subject:

Mt. Uncanoonuc - an Indian name that means "woman's breasts", heh.

Kinda tough bike climb on the south mountain - 650 vertical feet over .6 mile, average grade of 6.5 degrees.
Posted by Raj 2005-03-28 1:09:31 PM||   2005-03-28 1:09:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 the tetons are also named for breasts (in french)

oddly, in that case, 'Les grands tétons' where the adj is male -- go figure
Posted by mhw 2005-03-28 2:04:50 PM||   2005-03-28 2:04:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 mhw: Maybe they look like man-boobies?
Posted by BH 2005-03-28 2:27:06 PM||   2005-03-28 2:27:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 We have Sleeping Beauty Mountain here(Globe,Az.)produces some of the riches copper ore,cryscola,and torqouise in the world.
Posted by Raptor 2005-03-28 2:52:22 PM||   2005-03-28 2:52:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 And who can forget "Floyd's Knob", IN?
Posted by Robert Crawford  2005-03-28 3:52:18 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com/]  2005-03-28 3:52:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 
"Something appropriate from the Rantburg graphics library"?

You mean this?
Posted by Fred  2005-03-28 4:02:07 PM||   2005-03-28 4:02:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Oh my god
Posted by Frank G  2005-03-28 4:14:11 PM||   2005-03-28 4:14:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 # 14 I feel sorry for this woman! Why does the
sculpture have to be a woman? Why not a man w/ erection?

Andrea Jackson
Posted by Andrea Jackson  2005-03-28 4:23:16 PM||   2005-03-28 4:23:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Hey! You got requests? Get yer own mining spoils and make all the stiffies you want.
Posted by BH 2005-03-28 4:38:08 PM||   2005-03-28 4:38:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Fred: The cure for world hunger gone horribly wrong.
Posted by Charles  2005-03-28 5:03:36 PM||   2005-03-28 5:03:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 LOL BH! Cruel, yet refreshingly funny. With a spring like taste.
Posted by Shipman 2005-03-28 5:07:10 PM||   2005-03-28 5:07:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 Bigger, Fred...
Posted by Dave D.  2005-03-28 5:07:56 PM||   2005-03-28 5:07:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 I saw those in a marine equipment catalogue under "dock fenders." That is a serious structural engineering design issue. Rather than a brassier, the apparatus should be called support works. The moments generated by these baby milk factories would destroy a normal vertebre, disc, and muscle system.
Posted by Alaska Paul  2005-03-28 5:23:51 PM||   2005-03-28 5:23:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 Andrea - Just think how long ago Nature had to begin creating this - to be prepared for your request...

That's some serious anticipation...
Posted by .com 2005-03-28 5:36:23 PM||   2005-03-28 5:36:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 Where did Charles Jencks really get his inspiration?

(Assume that none of these are safe for work, of course)

Was it simply because Chuck came across an egregious case of dress abuse which set him to wondering? Perhaps it was the t-shirt his cousin in America sent his, now, ex-wife... Or was it Tonka Jencks, his Big Sister, and her fascination with "big equipment"? Perhaps it was Gunther Jencks, the Adventurer in the family. Maybe it was the was the play of shadows on his secretary Myrtle... The way his old girlfriend looked up at him... Or how his new girlfriend always got the munchies late at night - it was lovely how the light framed her girlish figure. Or is it simply that Chuck finally opened his eyes - seeing the world anew - finally seeing the ocean on that last trip to the beach? What is certain is that Chuck is going through some serious changes - his midlife crisis, you might say - altering his view of the world. Chuck has been digging for answers and believes the veil has parted and he has found a universal truth - a new perspective. And he wants to share it.
Posted by .com 2005-03-28 7:11:44 PM||   2005-03-28 7:11:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 You're a good man .com. I expect Andrea is happy with RB's famous non-sexist viewer point.
Posted by Shipman 2005-03-28 7:26:12 PM||   2005-03-28 7:26:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#24 .com ~~I call that bi lateral breast reduction surgery a.s.a.p.

Andrea Jackson
Posted by andrea jackson  2005-03-28 7:33:33 PM||   2005-03-28 7:33:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#25 Wash your mouth out with soap, young lady!

What an evil thought! (NSFW, of course)
Posted by .com 2005-03-28 7:45:38 PM||   2005-03-28 7:45:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#26 Jeez - here it is Easter, and it's still a bit nippy out...
Posted by Frank G  2005-03-28 8:12:20 PM||   2005-03-28 8:12:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#27 A dangerous thing, nippiness... almost like running with scissors... Hafta be careful or you might, like, put your eye out or something! Mom warned us, heh. (NSFW)
Posted by .com 2005-03-28 8:40:53 PM||   2005-03-28 8:40:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#28 .com you cannot imagine the back ache that woman must have?? This photo looks like something out of In Living Color T.V. show or Saturday night live. I once knew of a man who was over 500 pound's and he broke the toilet- fell on the floor and "help I can't get up".

Andrea Jackson
Posted by andrea jackson  2005-03-28 8:47:24 PM||   2005-03-28 8:47:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#29 HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!

ANDREA JACKSON
Posted by andrea jackson  2005-03-28 8:48:14 PM||   2005-03-28 8:48:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#30 Unless you've been there, Andrea, and prove it with pix, lol, you'll have to accept the voice of experience. Here's "Crystal Storm" giving the lowdown on her knockers. She makes a very good living to go with her backache, methinks.
Posted by .com 2005-03-28 9:03:32 PM||   2005-03-28 9:03:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#31 keeps the wrinkles off her forehead, I bet, and yours too, PD
Posted by Frank G  2005-03-28 9:05:38 PM||   2005-03-28 9:05:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#32 Thanks for the mammories....
Posted by Dennis Kucinich  2005-03-28 10:11:23 PM||   2005-03-28 10:11:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#33 So does anyone have any idea who will be the model for this?
Posted by CrazyFool 2005-03-28 10:39:47 PM||   2005-03-28 10:39:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#34 Janet Reno?
*retch*

guess not
Posted by Frank G  2005-03-28 10:47:43 PM||   2005-03-28 10:47:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#35 I nominate Fran Gerard. 1967 was a very good year. Mountaineers will be overjoyed.
Posted by .com 2005-03-28 11:01:38 PM||   2005-03-28 11:01:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#36 67 was a good year for Firebirds, Camaros, and non-siliconed love hills
Posted by Frank G  2005-03-28 11:13:39 PM||   2005-03-28 11:13:39 PM|| Front Page Top

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