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2005-03-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2005-03-10 9:23:29 AM|| || Front Page|| [11124 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Cat: [picking up gun]Look at this!
Owner: [terrified] NO! PUT THAT BACK!
Cat: Are you a man or a mouse?
Owner: MAN! I'M A MAN!
Cat: Could have fooled me! *BLAM*

Posted by Steve from Relto 2005-03-10 9:35:28 AM|| 2005-03-10 9:35:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Cats..... why do they hate us?

(sorry... had to be said....)

Posted by CrazyFool 2005-03-10 9:39:28 AM|| 2005-03-10 9:39:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 And they're not going to tell us who manufactured the gun, so the rest of us cat owners will know what brand to avoid.

Posted by Phil Fraering 2005-03-10 10:29:39 AM|| [http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com] 2005-03-10 10:29:39 AM|| Front Page Top

Gunshot residue? Check all associated animals!

Posted by BigEd 2005-03-10 11:32:24 AM|| 2005-03-10 11:32:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 So did this guy usually do his cooking with a 9mm close at hand? What, did he do laundry while holding an AK?

Posted by Jonathan 2005-03-10 11:52:01 AM|| [http://www.workaround.blogspot.com] 2005-03-10 11:52:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 I guess he never heard of a safety.

Hey, dumbass, I only have a revolver, but even I know it's that little lever thingy on the side there. And what it's for.

Shot in the "lower torso." That could include the ass. :-D

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2005-03-10 12:02:14 PM|| 2005-03-10 12:02:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 You can never be too careful when whipping up a Tiger Sauce Jonathan.

Posted by Shipman 2005-03-10 12:47:04 PM|| 2005-03-10 12:47:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 [#5] So did this guy usually do his cooking with a 9mm close at hand?

Meat tenderizing...thats all i use my 9mm for.

Posted by Angash Elmailet3776 2005-03-10 12:50:36 PM|| 2005-03-10 12:50:36 PM|| Front Page Top

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