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2005-02-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Doc8404 2005-02-03 11:27:40 AM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 A BAC of 0.47%? WTF was she trying to do, kill him and embalm him in one easy step???

Posted by Dave D. 2005-02-03 12:59:43 PM|| 2005-02-03 12:59:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 With friends like her, who needs enemas?

Posted by Dar 2005-02-03 1:03:59 PM|| 2005-02-03 1:03:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 What a hangover.
A headache, an ass ache and then you die.

Posted by Bill Clinton 2005-02-03 1:05:12 PM|| 2005-02-03 1:05:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Also known as a lobotomy if you have sh*t for brains.

Posted by BH 2005-02-03 1:28:39 PM|| 2005-02-03 1:28:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 That explains Ted Kennedy.......

Posted by CrazyFool 2005-02-03 1:35:18 PM|| 2005-02-03 1:35:18 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 "We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles."

If it's any consolations, she at least took the sherry out of the bottles first.

Posted by BH 2005-02-03 1:45:41 PM|| 2005-02-03 1:45:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Guess this means he had a Butt Alcohol Content of 3 liters.

Posted by BH 2005-02-03 1:47:08 PM|| 2005-02-03 1:47:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 no butt lite jokes, puhleeeze

Posted by Frank G 2005-02-03 1:51:29 PM|| 2005-02-03 1:51:29 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Sherry?

What is this? "Bad Home Remedy" of the month?

Posted by mojo 2005-02-03 1:53:41 PM|| 2005-02-03 1:53:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 The Guy was a drunk. This IS some sick $%*&!

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2005-02-03 2:02:35 PM|| [http://www.slhess.com] 2005-02-03 2:02:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 "He was drunk off his ass."
"His non-stop drinking killed him in the end."

Posted by Bill Clinton 2005-02-03 2:11:17 PM|| 2005-02-03 2:11:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Guess the guy's problem was he COULD hold his liquor....

Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-02-03 2:37:44 PM|| [http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com] 2005-02-03 2:37:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 No, no, no... it's liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

Posted by BH 2005-02-03 2:42:41 PM|| 2005-02-03 2:42:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 " Crappy way to die "

Posted by Bill Clinton 2005-02-03 2:51:05 PM|| 2005-02-03 2:51:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 letter go! thatn gotter be luv ifn he culd talk her inta doin that for him.

Posted by muck4doo 2005-02-03 4:47:13 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2005-02-03 4:47:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Absolutely Mucki, we're talking pretty serious romancing here.

Posted by Shipman 2005-02-03 5:29:47 PM|| 2005-02-03 5:29:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 #13 no poker in the rear- just puke!
Pay back would be a bitch when sober***

Posted by Andrea 2005-02-03 8:30:54 PM|| 2005-02-03 8:30:54 PM|| Front Page Top

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