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2004-12-18 International-UN-NGOs
UN calls global summit for September
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Posted by Fred 2004-12-18 12:28:36 AM|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Saver First class airfares or charters and perdiem checks are being procured as we speak. 9 months advance warning ought to give them enough time for the logistics, concubines, and caterers to mobilize for the mission.
Posted by Alaska Paul  2004-12-18 1:16:47 AM||   2004-12-18 1:16:47 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Don't forget the XO Cognac...
Posted by True German Ally 2004-12-18 1:20:15 AM||   2004-12-18 1:20:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 And lots of limos and limo, uh, um, helpers like. Nothing like dark-tinted windows, the smell of leather and, heh, some spiffy limo helpers to get a UN funtionary, er, functioning. Top it off with XO, yummm. Yeah, that's the ticket. And did you know you can drink it, too? Multi-functional. Perfect for the UN crowd.
Posted by .com 2004-12-18 2:24:27 AM||   2004-12-18 2:24:27 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Hey, dad? Can I have the catering contract?
Posted by Kojo Annan 2004-12-18 9:55:56 AM||   2004-12-18 9:55:56 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 No, Kojo. Your sister's husband has it. You have been given much, my son. You must learn to be humble and thankful for the bounty you have been blessed with (ya greedy little punk).
Posted by Alaska Paul  2004-12-18 12:21:07 PM||   2004-12-18 12:21:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Will this be televised live? It could be funnier than NBC's fall line up. That would be embarassing if Fox News beat them in sweeps week.
Posted by Mrs. Davis 2004-12-18 12:40:07 PM||   2004-12-18 12:40:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 give them enough time for the logistics, concubines, and caterers to mobilize for the mission.

Special charters for Children's Crusade contingents from Congo, Kosovo... Two dozen suites at the Plaza should do it (assuming 24 x 7 booty calls)
Posted by lex 2004-12-18 10:05:16 PM||   2004-12-18 10:05:16 PM|| Front Page Top

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