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2004-11-03 Fifth Column

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Posted by Secret Master 2004-11-03 5:29:33 PM|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Fred__

Can we have a Homefrom:Politix:DemoPurges category so we can get all the bloody internecine warfare stories in one place? Please? Pretty please?

Posted by Flosing Champ5878 2004-11-03 6:17:27 PM|| 2004-11-03 6:17:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 But It looks like my faith in the wisdom of the American people was misplaced this time.
That is code for "We believe in Peoples' Democratic Republics, not this nonsense about democracy."

Posted by Don 2004-11-03 6:17:41 PM|| 2004-11-03 6:17:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Shouldn't DU just name them the Prozac and Lithium boards?

Posted by ed 2004-11-03 6:25:03 PM|| 2004-11-03 6:25:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 What if you are participating in a thread in the Help and Support category, but somebody pisses you off? Start a thread in Fighting and Acrimony? Crosspost?

Stupid f*cking socialists never get it - you can't organize human behavior like cargo bins.

Posted by BH 2004-11-03 6:25:28 PM|| 2004-11-03 6:25:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I enjoyed quite a few of the comments in LGF's Moonbat thread. You will find links to almost anything - even the LiveJournal Pagans. Some very funny shit floating around the 'Net... and some typical LLL threats to get randy. Funny thing is, they just talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Talk. Cheesedicks.

I wish it was otherwise - this shit needs sorting. Now would be a good time. Now is always a good time. Let's get it on, already.

Posted by .com 2004-11-03 6:25:35 PM|| 2004-11-03 6:25:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 This was the funniest thing I've read or heard all day. LOL. And, it was a tough contest, because I've been grinning all day. My only disappointment was that Coors didn't win (oh, OK, and prop 34, but that's a vocational thing).

These people are trying so hard to be enlightened, and have no idea how grossly stupid they've become. They are a spectacle.

Posted by cingold 2004-11-03 6:48:46 PM|| 2004-11-03 6:48:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 cingold, if you thought that was funny try this little number from LGF's Moonbat thread (thanks for the hat tip .com):

Magical Election Ta pering: SHUT IT DOWN!
Ok, I can understand the restlessness I've been feeling since yesterday. There's a lot riding on this election, and passions are running high on both sides, so naturally eceryone and their naked brother who has an ounce of Power and no clue about Shielding is leaking energy like a hair dryer in a bathtub. So it's Shields Up for me, but I'm still getting enough bleedover to make me jittery and a little manic if I don't concentrate. That's all to be expected.
What wasn't expected was that once I filtered out all that background noise, I started hearing a calm, resonable, and powerful head-voice saying things like "Kerry doesn't have the experience we need in these troubled times." and "Give Bush a chance to make it better."
Anyone who knows me KNOWS these are not my thoughts! And besides, I voted last week. No, there's no way in Hades these are my thoughts.
Gods-damn it! The f*cking Republicans have got Magical help pumping out a clear, unified, focused broadcast, and you can be sure, every sensitive is picking it up. These are the people most likely to vote Kerry, and I'd like to think they are resolute enough not to be swayed by telepathic subliminal advertising, but it's such a rarely-done thing, and so few people are properly trained these days, that I fear it will be more effective. Just watch and see who says "I was going to vote for Kerry, but for some reason I changed my mind at the last minute."
Who would be doing this for them? Gee, who are the Mages driving around in those black Mercedes and Lincolns with the tinted windows? The ones who live in the mansions with the hell-hounds in the yard and the 7-foot tall hairless black doormen? Every town has some, the bigger the town, the more of these "High Magi" you will find.
I have no idea what their agenda may be, but you can be damn sure the welfare of the common human on the street is not a part of it.
So shield, people, shield. And screen. And if you can shield a polling place, do it! I'm not saying to try to interfere with people's choices, but rather prevent them from being interfered with.
This is important, people, and it may be too late already.

O IT IS, MOONBAT, IT IS! BUAHAHAHAHAHHA!

Posted by Secret Master 2004-11-03 6:53:32 PM|| 2004-11-03 6:53:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Oh, hold on, this is waaayyyy better:

This isn't some sort of coincidence, no my friends Bush, Haliburton and the military industrial complex have had this figured out months ago. You think these ignorant, right wing, religious nazi fuckers could vote their way out of a paperbag? Funny how every state went to electronic voting machines isn't it. Don't tell some high altitude electronic warfare aircraft weren't flying missions yesterday to electronically alter the vote! The CIA has been doing this for decades to change the votes in central and South America.

BUAHAHAHAHAHAA

Posted by Secret Master 2004-11-03 7:01:22 PM|| 2004-11-03 7:01:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Wonder if I should send 'em a pallet of cough syrup?

Posted by Pappy 2004-11-03 7:07:43 PM|| 2004-11-03 7:07:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 What if somebody feels like kicking a blubberer's ass? How's that work?

I'm glad I wasn't drinking coffee at the time I read this. Strong work SM.

Posted by Ol_Dirty_American 2004-11-03 7:20:21 PM|| 2004-11-03 7:20:21 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 I forgot who posted it earlier but we should gather a bunch of sharp objects and send them as a care package. I watch the devolution of DU all night. Yesterday afternoon they were talking about appointees in the 'New Goverment.' Then there were rumors of voter fraud, rejection of the vote totals, a charge of ballots boxes being hijacked in Ohio, a call to arms, a class of 'counting votes for dummies' this morning, more calls for ligation/uprising, and finally dispair over the final outcome. The word 'sore loser' doesn't begin to describe these people. I am guessing that they never kept score in any sports they played (no winners/losers) and never really delt with that reality.

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2004-11-03 7:22:24 PM|| 2004-11-03 7:22:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Oh Secret Master! - your first post blew me away!

I've been out on the beer tonight - I've been very good in not taking the piss out of Kerry supporters (maybe he does have some honour in conceding the race).

Simply this - congratulations America!

Posted by Tony (UK) 2004-11-03 7:24:46 PM|| 2004-11-03 7:24:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 One of the funniest things I read, mebbe it was at DU, was a call for a massive march Jan 20th at the inauguration. Uh, huh. Yewbetcha. That'll fix everything. The March of the Clueless off the nearest cliff continues. Faster, plz.

Posted by .com 2004-11-03 7:25:53 PM|| 2004-11-03 7:25:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Just checked back . . . HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH !

ROFLMAO !

Posted by cingold 2004-11-03 7:36:16 PM|| 2004-11-03 7:36:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Sorry, boys and girls. Guess you'll have to get back to work on freeing Mumia and solving the Wellstone asassination. Maybe do some maintenance on the Big Giant Puppets.

Posted by tu3031 2004-11-03 7:42:10 PM|| 2004-11-03 7:42:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 I can see the classified now, tu, Wanted: Pink Tank Artiste'

Posted by .com 2004-11-03 7:43:47 PM|| 2004-11-03 7:43:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 The f*cking Republicans have got Magical help pumping out a clear, unified, focused broadcast, and you can be sure, every sensitive is picking it up.

*Snickers* They have NO CLUE, do they?

Posted by Ptah 2004-11-03 7:50:16 PM|| [http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org] 2004-11-03 7:50:16 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 You have been a great source of sanity and support during the last four years.

Their matter-antimatter containment fields are not aligned. This causes stray tachyion pulses to be emitted, and we all know how stray tachyion pulses cause distortions in the space-time continuum...

Posted by Lt. Geordi Laforge 2004-11-03 8:00:55 PM|| 2004-11-03 8:00:55 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 You just gotta love the "Fighting and Acrimony" forum. I just about busted a gut.

Posted by Leigh 2004-11-03 8:10:14 PM|| 2004-11-03 8:10:14 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 "the "Fighting and Acrimony" forum" - aka the "prancing and slap fighting forum"

Posted by Jarhead 2004-11-03 8:26:19 PM|| 2004-11-03 8:26:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 The Power bleed is not from the lack of Shielding, it's just the backwash from the Zionist Death Ray testing currently being conducted in Paris. A nice phat bongo beat will help to sync up the chakras, if you can't get the chi flows in alignment...

Posted by Seafarious 2004-11-03 8:39:38 PM|| 2004-11-03 8:39:38 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 Perhaps our dear writer might find this helpful.

link

Or, better yet, just gon on up there and get it yourself...stay awhile...maybe forever...adios and don't let the screen door hit ya!

Posted by 2b 2004-11-03 9:35:22 PM|| 2004-11-03 9:35:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 hilarious... thanks to all. Haven't laughed this hard since the Clinton Foundation placed ads seeking interns

Posted by lex 2004-11-03 11:27:15 PM|| 2004-11-03 11:27:15 PM|| Front Page Top

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