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2004-08-29 Home Front: WoT

Blind Sheik Prays to Allan Successfully for Adhesive Tape

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Posted by Mike Sylwester 2004-08-29 8:52:04 AM|| || Front Page|| [11134 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Hurry up and die, ya blind bastard. And take your ugly asshat lawyer with you.

Posted by tu3031 2004-08-29 9:59:52 AM|| 2004-08-29 9:59:52 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 "she tells the sheik that a kidnapping by a terrorist group in the Philippines to pressure for his release was "very, very crucial," because it would "keep your name as someone that the mujahedin consider their own hero,"
Now dosen't this sound like a cpnspiracey to comit a crime?

Posted by raptor 2004-08-29 10:57:08 AM|| 2004-08-29 10:57:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 that smell was probably Lynn Steart

Posted by Frank G 2004-08-29 11:06:24 AM|| 2004-08-29 11:06:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 I think the court should grant the sheik conjugal visits with Lynne Steward. I think they deserve each other.

Posted by Zhang Fei 2004-08-29 11:25:15 AM|| [http://diggsc.typepad.com/] 2004-08-29 11:25:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Allan Ahkbar!!!!

Posted by anymouse 2004-08-29 2:19:05 PM|| 2004-08-29 2:19:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 " I couldnât read, pray or do anything," he says. "Oh my Lord, they messed me up."

Been there but had to pay for it

Posted by Half 2004-08-29 3:30:58 PM|| 2004-08-29 3:30:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Maybe he's smelling Richard Ried's feet since they're residents of the same 'hotel' in Florence, CO. Eight or nine years in solitary would probably make someone yearn for a transfer to GITMO.

Posted by GK 2004-08-29 4:28:46 PM|| 2004-08-29 4:28:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 These guy have it good. This is not solitary confinement. It's a high security prison. You have to be very evil or a total &*^% up to end up there.

I can think of places he and his communist ACLU ( sorry to be redundant) lawyer can use that tape atarting with his nose and mouth.

Posted by Sock Puppet of Doom 2004-08-29 5:30:10 PM|| 2004-08-29 5:30:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Baby Ruth bars!? That's what HELLBOY eats! Makes sense since one came from and the other is going to...

Posted by borgboy 2004-08-29 6:07:28 PM|| 2004-08-29 6:07:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Stupid question, I know, but how would a blind Islamist read? Its not like improving the light in his cell would make a difference, and I can't imagine a braille for Arabic has been invented, or that he would have the temperament to learn it if it had.

Posted by trailing wife 2004-08-29 6:11:09 PM|| 2004-08-29 6:11:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 the sheik tells how he battled the odors invading his cell

Gotta be those guards cooking BACON in the microwave in the lunchroom down the hall.

Posted by BigEd 2004-08-29 9:09:12 PM|| 2004-08-29 9:09:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Maybe Martha Stewart was in the cell next to him?

Posted by Brewer 2004-08-29 11:19:19 PM|| 2004-08-29 11:19:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Maybe for inspiration, we can get an arabic audio CD of the book Papillion....

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-08-29 11:59:29 PM|| 2004-08-29 11:59:29 PM|| Front Page Top

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