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2004-08-25 Terror Networks
Al-Qaeda starts up women's magazine
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Posted by Dan Darling 2004-08-25 1:02:44 AM|| || Front Page|| [11127 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Absolutely off the chart. Broke the meter.
Posted by .com 2004-08-25 1:09:24 AM||   2004-08-25 1:09:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Here's some info on the original al-Khansa. Her story has the requisite elements: a powerful tribal family located near Mecca/Medina and lots of Dire Revenge (TM).

An interesting tidbit:

She was one of the major poets of pre-Islamic Arabia (in the period Islamic scholars call the "Jahiliyya"). Her diwan (poetry collection), like those of her contemporaries, was carefully preserved by Islamic scholars who needed to study seventh century Arabic in order to explicate the Qur'an.

My comments on Dan's article to follow tomorrow.
Posted by Seafarious  2004-08-25 1:17:15 AM||   2004-08-25 1:17:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 According to the fundi-Islamists, women aren't to be educated, so I hope the mag has a lot of pictures.
Posted by ed 2004-08-25 1:21:38 AM||   2004-08-25 1:21:38 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Knit one, pearl two, and there you have a lovely martha stewart jihadi explosive vest...
Posted by flash91 2004-08-25 2:13:23 AM||   2004-08-25 2:13:23 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Oh...I thought this was Scrappleface.

Why doesn't Al-Beeb link to the web site? I want to go check it out.
Posted by Classical_Liberal 2004-08-25 2:48:22 AM||   2004-08-25 2:48:22 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 According to the fundi-Islamists, women aren't to be educated, so I hope the mag has a lot of pictures.

ed, according to those guys, pictures are graven images. It is, as flash91 suggests, probably just knitting patterns and recipes.
"Camouflage burkha patterns - the next generation modesty-protection (saving your life at home and at war!)"
"Fantastic last-minute finger-snack ideas to make funerals go with a bang!"
"Knit burial shrouds for all your menfolk in one afternoon!"
Posted by Bulldog  2004-08-25 3:06:55 AM||   2004-08-25 3:06:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 DYI Clitorectomies and genital mutilation.
Posted by Trolling for Allan 2004-08-25 3:53:05 AM||   2004-08-25 3:53:05 AM|| Front Page Top

#8 this really isn't Scappleface! Cue the feminist outrage in 5,4,3,2-hundred-years-from-never.
Posted by B 2004-08-25 4:45:44 AM||   2004-08-25 4:45:44 AM|| Front Page Top

#9 Naked Burt Reynolds?
Posted by Howard UK 2004-08-25 4:53:32 AM||   2004-08-25 4:53:32 AM|| Front Page Top

#10 " The aim of the magazine is to show women how to reconcile the apparent contradiction of fighting jihad while maintaining family life."

How about reconciling the apparent contradiction about being a woman and a Muslim fanatic?
Posted by virginian 2004-08-25 8:41:48 AM||   2004-08-25 8:41:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#11 That's assuming there's a woman under that Burka.
Posted by RN  2004-08-25 8:45:59 AM||   2004-08-25 8:45:59 AM|| Front Page Top

#12 Reynolds is too olde, I on the other hand, am a young Hispanic police spokesman.
Posted by Marlon Montano 2004-08-25 9:04:44 AM||   2004-08-25 9:04:44 AM|| Front Page Top

#13 "Most of the articles are written as if by women, although it is not clear if they actually were."

Oh--ya' mean like "Gentle" & "Antiwar" here on Rantburg?

"Some take a somewhat patronising attitude, dwelling on supposed female weaknesses that must be overcome in the cause of jihad - such as over-dependence on home comforts like TV and air conditioning. "

Yeah--Damn those modern conveniences. Damn them all to hell. But the internet and the cell phone and the commercial airlines and the refridgerator and the microwave and the laptop and the automobile and modern surgery, medicine, antibiotics, etc. --those are okay.

"You stupid women--you are weak, you are incompetent, you have to overcome your liking of civilization. Now submit to us and come help us take over the world through our tough-sounding "jihad" because there aren't enough men who are willing to do it. But shut up first and feed me another felafel. Talk back and I will beat you. Do what I say and I will approve of you. That's what you live for, isn't it? And one more thing: be sure to cut your daughters' vulvas to pieces so that they will think only of the jihad and be obedient slaves wives to their husbands."

Posted by ex-lib 2004-08-25 9:17:40 AM||   2004-08-25 9:17:40 AM|| Front Page Top

#14 Sure is some crazy sh*^T.

What is your take on this,Gentle?
Posted by raptor 2004-08-25 9:19:03 AM||   2004-08-25 9:19:03 AM|| Front Page Top

#15 Gentle would say something like "Well at least we are motivated by honor when we commit atrocities, unlike you guys whose liberality causes incest, which BTW is unknown among us moslems blah blah blah....."
Posted by peggy  2004-08-25 9:33:22 AM||   2004-08-25 9:33:22 AM|| Front Page Top

#16 Psychotic enough for a man... but made for a woman!
Posted by BH 2004-08-25 10:24:24 AM||   2004-08-25 10:24:24 AM|| Front Page Top

#17 now im seen evrything.
Posted by muck4doo 2004-08-25 10:25:18 AM|| [http://www.meatismurder.blogspot.com/]  2004-08-25 10:25:18 AM|| Front Page Top

#18 next thing they need is a FJM (For Jihadi's Magazine) to compete w/FHM - they could have a whole section devoted to the TOP 10 Burka Models......
Posted by Jarhead 2004-08-25 10:54:39 AM||   2004-08-25 10:54:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#19 this really isn't Scappleface! Cue the feminist outrage in 5,4,3,2-hundred-years-from-never.

orianna fallaci aint a feminist? (just to give an example of someone whos as angry as anyone here)
Posted by Liberalhawk 2004-08-25 10:58:52 AM||   2004-08-25 10:58:52 AM|| Front Page Top

#20 Upcoming Articles:
*Bag Woman Beauty.
*Bags Under Your Eyes - Latest Burkha Styles
*New Bag-ennings
These Bag Women Are Proud to Push A Shopping Cart in Their Local Mall -
*Shop Till Your Breadwinner Drops
*Patterns for Suicide Belts - Size 0-20
*If Only They Could See Me Smile - Mother Proud of Son's Martyrdom.
Posted by B 2004-08-25 11:15:48 AM||   2004-08-25 11:15:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#21 How about

My young jihadi did a strange thing last night. Could yours?

You CAN have bigger burkhas.

Secret tricks to attract the martyr of your dreams.
Posted by mhw 2004-08-25 12:39:58 PM||   2004-08-25 12:39:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 Next up the No Oxygen Channel.
Posted by Shipman 2004-08-25 12:42:51 PM||   2004-08-25 12:42:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#23 The No Oxygen Channel - lol! ahem..too true to be funny.
Posted by B 2004-08-25 2:28:19 PM||   2004-08-25 2:28:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#24 

Remember: Burqua or be stoned!
Posted by BigEd 2004-08-25 3:53:41 PM||   2004-08-25 3:53:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#25 "The blood of our husbands and the body parts of our children are our sacrificial offering."

Body parts of our children?

Wonder how large the black market for organs is in Islamic countries, compared to other countries. It is amazing that women who gave birth can talk this way about their kids.
Posted by jules 187 2004-08-25 5:13:35 PM||   2004-08-25 5:13:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#26 You all missed the easiet picked joke:

The publication of the magazine is another sign of how radical Islamists have developed the internet as an essential tool for information and propaganda.

I didn't know Algore was CEO of this new mag! I had read the quote above (see top of this post), and the sentence had stopped after "internet" to go on to the next line. Man, combining the moose limbs knowledge with Algore, and maybe he really did invent the internet, eh?
Posted by BA  2004-08-25 10:36:41 PM||   2004-08-25 10:36:41 PM|| Front Page Top

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