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2004-07-19 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Steve 2004-07-19 2:28:13 PM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 um. can I get a reciept? For tax purposes, you know......

Posted by Mercutio 2004-07-19 2:55:43 PM|| 2004-07-19 2:55:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 I think this is a scam. This guy's no secretary with all those spelling errors

Posted by Frank G 2004-07-19 3:06:31 PM|| 2004-07-19 3:06:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 STANDARD TRUST BANK
VICTORIA ISLAND BRANCH
LAGOS A/C NO. 03681173101152
{OLAJIDE .O. WILLIAMS} NIGERIA

Oh, so this is a reverse Nigerian scam: they send you their bank account number so you can steal their money. Well all righty then!

Posted by Angie Schultz 2004-07-19 3:27:00 PM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com] 2004-07-19 3:27:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 I wonder if these guys are accredited with the Assassins, Hitmen and Extortionists International (AFL/CIA)?

If not, I'd say they need a little attitude alignment...

Posted by mojo 2004-07-19 3:27:19 PM|| 2004-07-19 3:27:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Dear Mr. TOWOGBOLA .A.JOHNSON SECRETARY, I tried to deposit THE SUM OF US$40,000.00 DOLLARS in your account, but was INFORMED I NEED OF YOUR ACCOUNT PASSWORD and Identification NUMBERS. PLEASE SEND without disclosing to any a) Friends, b) Relations, or c) Policemens - your credit numbers so I may deposit the US $ FUNDS.

Posted by Frank G 2004-07-19 3:32:33 PM|| 2004-07-19 3:32:33 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Damn! I knew those second-grade playground shenanigans would come back to haunt me someday! I'm sorry, Suzie Snodgrass! I'm so sorry!

Posted by Dar 2004-07-19 3:40:40 PM|| 2004-07-19 3:40:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Uh Oh. Getting "SNIPPED" doesnt sound very good. I think Ill take getting "GUNNED down" for $40,000 instead.

Posted by John 2004-07-19 3:57:36 PM|| 2004-07-19 3:57:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Funny thing is. Its a real Bank: STANDARD TRUST BANK

If you scroll down to the bottom of thier home page you can read: WARNING!! Someone is using our name, blah, blah, blah....

Posted by Dragon Fly 2004-07-19 5:20:50 PM|| 2004-07-19 5:20:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Two of the great motivators: Greed and Fear.
Their appeal to greed must not be working any longer so it's now time to motivate through fear.
Obviously that doesn't seem to be working either.
LOL. Steve, you made this up right?

Posted by GK 2004-07-19 10:42:52 PM|| 2004-07-19 10:42:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 I got snipped soon after birth. Is being "gunned" having to sit in the backseat because your brother yelled "shotgun" first? That used to happen to me as well.

Posted by Super Hose 2004-07-19 10:47:59 PM|| 2004-07-19 10:47:59 PM|| Front Page Top

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