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2004-07-10

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Posted by Fred 2004-07-10 6:27:00 PM|| || Front Page|| [11131 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Specifically, I'm working on the comments...

Posted by Fred 2004-07-10 6:29:05 PM|| 2004-07-10 6:29:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Or to be more precise, certain comments and the poop list...

Posted by Fred 2004-07-10 6:30:05 PM|| 2004-07-10 6:30:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Need any test posts from the border-line crowd? I'd be happ

Posted by .com 2004-07-10 6:32:28 PM|| 2004-07-10 6:32:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 .com ...Border-line? Bwawawa!

Posted by Dragon Fly 2004-07-10 6:35:26 PM|| 2004-07-10 6:35:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 PD - you've been past the border for a while. I'm borderline :-)~

Posted by Frank G 2004-07-10 6:36:51 PM|| 2004-07-10 6:36:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Wow! Thank you, thank you! You're too kind! I was worried I was slipping and, well... that way lies the Muffler Man...

Posted by .com 2004-07-10 6:56:06 PM|| 2004-07-10 6:56:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 You know, I've been thinking (yeah, I realize that's not necessarily a good thing)...

Purely in the interests of entertainment, I think it would be fun to scramble troll comments (i.e., thoroughly, randomly rearrange the words) rather than simply deleting them.

Leave troll's name alone; change any URL provided to something funny (like the Muffler Man or whatever); and take the entire text of the comment and scramble all the words around. Think of the possibilities.

I have no idea how to write a program that would do that; but I don't imagine it would be terribly difficult.

Posted by Dave D. 2004-07-10 7:27:45 PM|| 2004-07-10 7:27:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Test post

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog

Posted by Ricky bin Ricardo (Abu Babaloo) 2004-07-10 7:35:11 PM|| 2004-07-10 7:35:11 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 idea merit bad no has but your Dave have effects

Posted by Frank G 2004-07-10 7:35:35 PM|| 2004-07-10 7:35:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 oops! "may"

Posted by Frank G 2004-07-10 7:39:01 PM|| 2004-07-10 7:39:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 There is a possible benny of a random word order generator. Antisense's postings could morph into something approaching thought.

A million monkeys in a million years at a million keyboards. . . .

Posted by Doc8404 2004-07-10 8:36:50 PM|| 2004-07-10 8:36:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Drawbacks of that Frank, but of could overcome effort I thought with a modicum be I think the.

Posted by Dave D. 2004-07-10 8:48:47 PM|| 2004-07-10 8:48:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 LOL Dilatush!

Posted by Frank G 2004-07-10 8:52:46 PM|| 2004-07-10 8:52:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 So way agree, that an to have with excellent you'd would be fun trolls?

Posted by Dave D. 2004-07-10 9:15:47 PM|| 2004-07-10 9:15:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 stoppit! you're killing me LOL

Posted by Frank G 2004-07-10 9:37:00 PM|| 2004-07-10 9:37:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 Maybe something that could replace the text in their comments with the output of a Markov Chain generator using their comment as an input string?

Posted by Phil Fraering 2004-07-10 9:59:25 PM|| [http://newsfromthefridge.typepad.com] 2004-07-10 9:59:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 "Thank you for calling Rantburg. Your post is very important to us. Please wait for the next available moderator..."

Posted by Seafarious 2004-07-10 10:16:41 PM|| 2004-07-10 10:16:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 Seafarious you forgot the Indian accent.

Posted by Dragon Fly 2004-07-10 10:21:28 PM|| 2004-07-10 10:21:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 So sorry, sahib Dragon Fly: "...Your post is wery important to us. Please to be waiting for the next awailable moderator..."

Posted by Seafarious 2004-07-10 10:27:19 PM|| 2004-07-10 10:27:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 Testing:
You're all NAZIs! You love Jews! You hate Allah and Muhammed (pbuh) and I wish you would just eat sheisse!
/test

Posted by therien 2004-07-11 2:33:50 AM|| 2004-07-11 2:33:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#21 Hmmm. Some bugs to be worked out....

Posted by therien 2004-07-11 2:34:42 AM|| 2004-07-11 2:34:42 AM|| Front Page Top

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