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2004-06-29 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Super Hose 2004-06-29 04:06|| || Front Page|| [11128 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Looks like Mike's faded into Bolivian. He said he was headed there.

Posted by tu3031 2004-06-29 9:03:28 AM|| 2004-06-29 9:03:28 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 I always knew he'd end up living in a refrigerator box under a bridge. Betcha he has a taste for Night Train now as well.

Posted by JerseyMike 2004-06-29 10:19:57 AM|| 2004-06-29 10:19:57 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 hope he doesn't restart his mugging career

Posted by Frank G 2004-06-29 10:33:11 AM|| 2004-06-29 10:33:11 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 I'm a street bum, says broke Tyson

"That's what happens when yo' ass manage get yo' hands on a LOT of paper, but yo' ass're uneducated, know what I'm sayin'?"

(Via the Shizzolator)

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-06-29 11:31:35 AM|| 2004-06-29 11:31:35 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 I once heard where tyson was asked to use "European", in a sentence. He said; "We were out riding around drinking beer and stopped to take a leak. The next thing I know, I look down and European on my shoe."

Posted by Halfass Pete 2004-06-29 11:38:12 AM|| 2004-06-29 11:38:12 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 good! he is get what he deserve! im live in catskill for three years back in late 80's and early 90's and my ex is used to deliver papers to him house. he never tip and is have nasty tempered shar-pays in him yard. then he block main street with him jaguar to flirt with teen-age girls. about time someone is stick a boot up him ass. his big painting at town hall in catskill is used to get me sick evrytime i am see it. >:(

Posted by muck4doo 2004-06-29 11:41:55 AM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2004-06-29 11:41:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 "I'm a street bum," says broke Tyson.

You're just now figuring that out, eh?

Posted by Mike 2004-06-29 12:12:44 PM|| 2004-06-29 12:12:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 I'd pay $20 to watch him take a beating. Maybe his ex-wives can kick him a couple times too

Posted by Frank G 2004-06-29 12:17:01 PM|| 2004-06-29 12:17:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Sounds like Mike will be appearing in the next Bum Fights video.

Posted by Classical_Liberal 2004-06-29 12:40:57 PM|| 2004-06-29 12:40:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Watch your ears!

Posted by True German Ally 2004-06-29 1:00:46 PM|| 2004-06-29 1:00:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 He's got an actual fight coming up in a few weeks. I'll make the bold prediction that purse money is gone in two weeks, unless Don King bilks it all first.

Posted by Raj 2004-06-29 1:13:47 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2004-06-29 1:13:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 MAN!!.... It's almost painful to read anything written by muck4doo. Me think him need go skool sew him lern how two rite. Oar at lest lern how too speke.

Posted by Halfass Pete 2004-06-29 2:09:22 PM|| 2004-06-29 2:09:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 feel the pain and find you other cheek! feel them pain petey! feel them pain! :p

dont lissen anything i am say cuz all of it is true.

Posted by muck4doo 2004-06-29 3:09:35 PM|| [http://meatismurder.blogspot.com/] 2004-06-29 3:09:35 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 More on Iron Mike's upcoming fights, etc. here.

Posted by Raj 2004-06-29 3:34:53 PM|| [http://angrycyclist.blogspot.com] 2004-06-29 3:34:53 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 All of this could have been avoided if Tyson hadn't pissed off the IRS so much. Iron Mike should never have tried to write off Evander Holyfield's ears as a "business lunch."

It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

Posted by Zenster 2004-06-29 4:12:34 PM|| 2004-06-29 4:12:34 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 muck4doo has a Master Plan, Halfass Pete.

If Tyson is hard up for dough, he should supplement his diet of children and ears with a nice vegetable garden.

Posted by Chris W. 2004-06-29 5:26:42 PM|| 2004-06-29 5:26:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 mouth4doodoo, go two skule an git a ejukashun. Thn mabee we kan unnerstan u mo bedder. Thee ke too komunikashun is ejukashun. Sew, go git lernd...thn gitt bak two mee.

Posted by Halfass Pete 2004-06-29 8:07:13 PM|| 2004-06-29 8:07:13 PM|| Front Page Top

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