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2003-07-26 Iraq

âComical Aliâ named in 1985 murder of defected Iraqi agent

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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-07-26 01:55|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Gentlemen, this is the way I see it.

"Comical Ali" Mr.As-Sahhaf, was sent by Saddam to be Ambassador of Sweden because Saddam was obsessed with the pornographic series "Swedish Erotica". This series the best porno available in the late 70s and early 80s. Saddam wanted Comical Ali to spy on the producers of Swedish Erotica, and learn their secrets so that Iraq could become the new porno capital of the world.

However, when Comical Ali got to Sweden, he was flabberghasted to learn that Swedish Erotica was filmed in the San Fernando Valley in California, and not Sweden.

He didn't want to break the bad news to Saddam because correcting Saddam meant immediate assignment to the Iranian Front. Besides, Ali became addicted to lutefisk and didn't want to leave Sweden.

The sham continued until Saddam sent his favorite heterosexual couple, Jamila Mustafa El-Chafej and Majid "The Wadi" Husain to Sweden so they could star in a porno movie that Saddam wrote. It was a film biography of his mother and her relationships with a racing camel named "Sandbisquit".

Now Ali grew to hate the porn star because he always teased Ali by reversing his last name and calling him Haf-Ass. So Ali killed "The Wadi" with the help of Jamila, who became Ali's mistress.

Fortunately Saddam forgot about the murdered porn star because he was more interested in gay porno and his new stars of that genre, Murat and Aris.

One last point. Add up the letters of the full names of Ali, Jamila, and the victim. You get 52. Add four more for "Wadi" and you get 56. This is for 54 pieces and two suitcases. Which proves that not only is Ali a murderer, he is also a member of a satanic cult.

Posted by Columbo 2003-7-26 3:06:40 AM|| 2003-7-26 3:06:40 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Ha, Have you seen Baghdad Bob? He's a real sidesplitter!

--- Oh, you mean he's comical?

No, I mean he's a *REAL* sidesplitter, as in 54 easy pieces. (gotta impress the boss to get a-head in life)

Posted by parallaxview 2003-7-26 3:27:35 AM|| 2003-7-26 3:27:35 AM|| Front Page Top

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