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2021-12-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Man attacked by 20 otters, bitten 26 times: 'I thought I was going to die'

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Posted by Fred 2021-12-11 00:00|| || Front Page|| [10 views ] Top

#1 Otter chaos!

Posted by Blackbeard Barnsmell6454 2021-12-11 03:29|| 2021-12-11 03:29|| Front Page Top

#2 "There was an old man of New Delhi
Whose fate is too gruesome to tell,
And he's still not quite dead..."
Said the poor fellow's head
As it sat on a fat otter's belly.

Posted by Unavimp Chusogum4170 2021-12-11 03:43|| 2021-12-11 03:43|| Front Page Top

#3
I can see the Headline now:

Zombie Otter Apocalypse

Posted by NN2N1 2021-12-11 05:59|| 2021-12-11 05:59|| Front Page Top

#4 OLM

Posted by Skidmark 2021-12-11 06:55|| 2021-12-11 06:55|| Front Page Top

Posted by swksvolFF 2021-12-11 14:25|| 2021-12-11 14:25|| Front Page Top

#6 Critter Control

He may have smelled like fish.
Was he returning from a date?

Posted by Skidmark 2021-12-11 15:17|| 2021-12-11 15:17|| Front Page Top

#7 Blind Boy Fuller (sorry, not ~~chipmunk~~ otter style)

A Blot on the Bangla Police Blotter
"Our target is Ali the Otter!
Ere we speed to the spot
Where he foolishly fought,
Issue one round of bullet and shotter."

Posted by Unavimp Chusogum4170 2021-12-11 20:39|| 2021-12-11 20:39|| Front Page Top

#8 And just to be inclusive... Blind Blake

Posted by Unavimp Chusogum4170 2021-12-11 20:50|| 2021-12-11 20:50|| Front Page Top

#9 *happy sigh*

Posted by trailing wife 2021-12-11 23:07|| 2021-12-11 23:07|| Front Page Top

#10 Not real Rantburg encounter material, of course, just cargo cult... and I have to confess that in weak moments I sometimes suspect that it's not really gonna bring Shipman back at all.

Posted by Unavimp Chusogum4170 2021-12-11 23:59|| 2021-12-11 23:59|| Front Page Top

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