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2005-12-09 Caribbean-Latin America
CIA 'plot to kill Chavez'
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Posted by Fred 2005-12-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 proving the ol' saying - just because you are paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't out to get you.
Posted by 2b 2005-12-09 00:03||   2005-12-09 00:03|| Front Page Top

#2 The CIA? How are they supposed to be planning on killing him - exploding cigars?

Like Fred says - just bump him off. No matter how or when he croaks the US will be blamed for it. If a lightning bolt comes out of the sky to strike his sorry lying dictator ass dead, we'll get blamed for it. Might as well live up to our press.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut  2005-12-09 00:33|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com/page/15bk1/Home_Page.html]  2005-12-09 00:33|| Front Page Top

#3 I dunno... the idea that he and his ilk are constantly looking over their shoulders gives me the warm-fuzzies.
Posted by Pappy 2005-12-09 00:44||   2005-12-09 00:44|| Front Page Top

#4 Think how much you'll feel when that lightning bolt gets him :-)
Posted by Steve White">Steve White  2005-12-09 00:45||   2005-12-09 00:45|| Front Page Top

#5 Did you happen to write down the tail numbers on that drone overhead?
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2005-12-09 00:49||   2005-12-09 00:49|| Front Page Top

#6 The CIA? Lol, not our current CIA. Pat Robertson would prolly be more effective. Almost makes me wanna send a donation to the 700 Club - earmarked for putting PAID to Chavez. Wotta twerp.
Posted by .com 2005-12-09 01:23||   2005-12-09 01:23|| Front Page Top

#7 This makes the 49th CIA plot to kill Hugo he has claimed, this week.

This clown inflates his importance to us to compensate for his 1 inch pecker.
Posted by Mahou Sensei Negi-bozu 2005-12-09 06:16||   2005-12-09 06:16|| Front Page Top

#8 Guyana,USA
Ran across this link the other day at http://anglosphere.com/weblog/.Cool idea,an American state on the Atlantic coast,next door to Hugo would sure put a twist in his panties.
Posted by raptor 2005-12-09 07:15||   2005-12-09 07:15|| Front Page Top

#9 Boy,I sure scrwed that post.

...an American state on the Atlantic coast of Sth.America
Posted by raptor 2005-12-09 07:21||   2005-12-09 07:21|| Front Page Top

#10 Can't get the link button to work.Here is the site:
http://www.guyanausa.org/
Posted by raptor 2005-12-09 07:22||   2005-12-09 07:22|| Front Page Top

#11 No thanks, Raptor. We don't need another reliably Democratic state in the U.S.
Posted by mac 2005-12-09 08:02||   2005-12-09 08:02|| Front Page Top

#12 Its not official till its leaked to the WaPo.
Posted by Threarong Sholump2965 2005-12-09 08:59||   2005-12-09 08:59|| Front Page Top

#13 Maybe Bush is gonna wait until the last week of the administration in 2008. The he goes Michael Corleone and settles all family business. Sammy's found hung in his cell. Kimmie's train blows up. Ahmadinejad dies of a heroin overdose. Assad takes one in the eye. Fidel "dies in his sleep".
And Hugo buys it from a "stray round" from one of his own guys shooting in the air to celebrate another stirring speech.
The final scene? Howard Dean in the Oval Office kissing W's hand.
Posted by tu3031 2005-12-09 09:30||   2005-12-09 09:30|| Front Page Top

#14 And Putin mysteriously chokes on a Super Bowl ring...

*Snicker*
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2005-12-09 09:57||   2005-12-09 09:57|| Front Page Top

#15 Any chance the same bullet could mysteriously take out Mucky al-Sadr? Just hoping...
Posted by Hyper">Hyper  2005-12-09 11:38||   2005-12-09 11:38|| Front Page Top

#16 You know, Hugo may be right that the CIA is tring to kill him. The best evidence for this is he is still alive and frothing. Not that I'm accusing the CIA of incompetent buffoonery or anything.
Posted by SteveS 2005-12-09 12:12||   2005-12-09 12:12|| Front Page Top

#17 They were going to do a rendition but could not get the flight plan cleared. I vote we release those eco terrorist and tell them Chavez is dumping oil into the ocean and clear cutting the jungles for cattle.
Posted by 49 pan">49 pan  2005-12-09 13:04||   2005-12-09 13:04|| Front Page Top

#18 Why would the Culinary Institute of America want to kill Hugo?

(Don't laugh...you ever see how those guys handle a knife? He'd be filleted in no time!)
Posted by Desert Blondie 2005-12-09 13:10|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]  2005-12-09 13:10|| Front Page Top

#19 Mr. "Johnson" in External Contracts writes:

"Hey, Hugo! If we wanted you dead, you'd BE dead, you stupid bastard."
Posted by mojo">mojo  2005-12-09 15:50||   2005-12-09 15:50|| Front Page Top

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