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2005-12-23 Africa North

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Posted by phil_b 2005-12-23 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 AN Egyptian man discovered on his wedding day that his fiancee of

didn't notice the equiptment then..huh..

Yyyeeeaahhrrriigghhtt

Posted by Red Dog 2005-12-23 00:40|| 2005-12-23 00:40|| Front Page Top

#2 That's one in the plus column for pre-marital sex I guess. Meaning if he'd gotten to second base he'd have known long before the wedding guests.

Posted by Gruque Angimble4409 2005-12-23 08:10|| 2005-12-23 08:10|| Front Page Top

#3 To the tune of "Muskrat Love":

Muzzie, Muzzie candlelight
Doinâ the town and doinâ it right
In the eveninâ
Itâs pretty pleasinâ

Muzzie Abo, Muzzie Tamer
Do the jitterbug out in Muzzie Land
And they shimmy
And Tamer's so skinny

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singinâ and jinginâ the jango
Floatinâ like the heavens above
It looks like Muzzie love

Nibbling on sheep dip, chewinâ on cheese
Tamer says to Abo honey, would you please be my missus?
And he say yes
With his kisses

And now heâs ticklinâ his fancy
Rubbinâ his toes
Muzzie to Muzzie, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Abo starts to giggle

And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singinâ and jinginâ the jango
Floatinâ like the heavens above
It looks like Muzzie love

La da da da da ...

Posted by Captain N. Tenille 2005-12-23 08:52|| 2005-12-23 08:52|| Front Page Top

#4 ..that his fiancee of three years was a man who had been concealing his identity behind a veil.

I wonder, does Mr. Shehata now think that coverups are a good thing?

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2005-12-23 09:48|| 2005-12-23 09:48|| Front Page Top

#5 Fooled for three years, this guy was a fool.

Posted by rjschwarz 2005-12-23 10:01|| 2005-12-23 10:01|| Front Page Top

#6 And I must add that the 'fiancee' was either gutsy or stupid to go this far with things. This could have besmirched family honor or something and lots of young women have found that to be death sentence.

Posted by rjschwarz 2005-12-23 10:02|| 2005-12-23 10:02|| Front Page Top

#7 That reminds me one of "La verite si je mens (The truth if I lie") one of the few French movies who
didn't need spectators being brought at gun point in theaters.

In it a Jewish businesman saves a young guy and, believing he is a jew gives him a job where he excels. The daughter of the businessman and the young guy fall in love and are going to marry. But she discovers he is not a Jew when teh rabbi asks for the certificate of Jewishness from the guy and he is unable to produce it. They had had sex before but she hadn't noticed something was unusual.

Posted by JFM">JFM 2005-12-23 10:24|| 2005-12-23 10:24|| Front Page Top

#8 So who's gonna take the whip here, the stupid guy or the phony chick?
Somebody's gotta pay...

Posted by tu3031 2005-12-23 10:40|| 2005-12-23 10:40|| Front Page Top

#9 tu - The "phony chick" is already paying....

45 days in an Egyptian pokey when it becomes known what crime he did... It won't be pretty...

Posted by BigEd 2005-12-23 12:08|| 2005-12-23 12:08|| Front Page Top

#10 It may not be pretty, but (s)he might like it.

Posted by Oops 2005-12-23 15:00|| 2005-12-23 15:00|| Front Page Top

#11 Somehow I doubt that.

Posted by Secret Master 2005-12-23 15:49|| 2005-12-23 15:49|| Front Page Top

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